Miss Chanandler Bong

That feeling where you’re drunk af and you get home and you remember that you have a whole ass Port of Subs sammich the fridge

In my home remedy era so made a raspberry leaf/lemon/ginger tea because, real talk, I have awful cramps and also my digestive system is in shambles no matter what time of the month it is. Anyway, the tea is disgusting🙂‍↕️

Having my nightly cry because that crusty orange bitch cut down the cherry blossoms Japan gave us and the willow trees at the Kennedy Center. He destroys every single thing he touches and what’s worse is that him and all his evil friends will be the end of all of us. Full stop.