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β1 like isnβt a lotβ imagine 1 gorilla wielding a tesla cannon that sometimes jumps and does damage when landing and has a dome shield
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said βoh my god are those its eyes?!β duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : StonedοΏΌ
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Robot girl who is normally really sweet and kind, but in order to prove herself is armed with a short range tesla cannon, and a dome. And is a super smart gorilla.
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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This dog brought me his ball to play fetch while I was working in a crawl space
Counterstrike has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the same terrorist and counter terrorists every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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#ONEPIECE
Goat mentality
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#ONEPIECE
TODAY 2 YEARS AGO βTHE ACCURSED PRINCEβ LOKI WAS INTRODUCED
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You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Donβt
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. Weβll have both for the table.





































