prime rib creature pet

I felt like maybe I had adapted a little tooo much to my South St Paul surroundings on Saturday night when I walked out of my house with a cig in my mouth and a white claw (for jackie) in my hand and yelled "get the hell out of here" at a stray cat in my yard.

My fyp is Abdul thirst traps and paul wall and mayor of Birmingham

Thinking about secretly getting really good at chess and sharking my husband

Huge fan of the hoggsbreath

So many amazing costumes on TikTok. I feel happy knowing these creative fun ppl are out there in the world

It’s not enough to make your family a delicious dinner. They will still ask you to go to Dairy Queen afterwards

Brushing my teeth and promptly eating a bunch of candy like an IDIOT

Patiently waiting for 8pm so I can go to bed

I had so much fun with Kelsey today

Wasn’t going to drink tonight but John Anderson died

A lot of people are losers and I will not be elaborating