The North East Comedy Festival. Something funny for everyone! Newcastle Live Theatre 16th - 29th July 2018. Come along and laugh your socks off!
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STAND UP FOR PALESTINE!
Join some of the most talented and hilarious comedians at The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle on Sunday 21st July to raise funds for Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP ).
Book your tickets here: seetickets.com/event/stand-u…
#standup #palestine #comedy
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Knocking the rough edges off the new show in Soho all next week. Tickets still available if you fancy seeing a comedy show that also contains some sad bits. sohotheatre.com/events/ed-by…
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I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
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Any chance of a retweet. Great Comedy line-up in Newcastle this Saturday. Featuring Terry Alderton, Paul Sinha 'Sinnerman', Lauren Pattison, George Zach Mc: John Smith. Tickets only £15!
northernstage.co.uk/whats-on…
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With the fashion of Botox, fillers and ridiculously inflated lips it’s never been easier to get a more lifelike inflatable woman!
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I've just discovered that getting annoyed/tutting when someone plays music loudly on a train has no effect. However, tapping your feet to the beat and try to sing along makes them switch it off immediately. A win for the middle-aged!
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You know when you’re young and you go to a club and some one really old shouldn’t be there
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Sorry you hated me so much but, then, why are you following me? And also, why did you send this directly to me? You know, you can write “I hate Dara O Briain”, without writing “I hate @daraobriain”.
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interior of the vatican's board room
head accountant-"OK, here's what it boils down to. To fix Notre Dame we could take some money out of the kid fucking fund or you could sell one of your golden hats"
Pope- Hmmm. now, Whats this "kick starter" everyone keeps talking about?"
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I said something so ridiculous that me and my wife ended up in hysterical laughter. I asked her if she’d turned the central heating off!
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Very confused, I want to cook a recipe I’ve seen on line but am baffled by one of the ingredients, has anyone heard of, or know where I can buy “left over beef”?
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NOTE TO JOURNALISTS:
"If someone says it’s raining, and another says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the window and find out which is true."
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We have a small number of tickets remaining for our “Last of the Summer Whine” show on Friday 28th September with @DavidHadingham @simonlomas @ChrisWash_ @DavidL0NGLEY
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