I love frisson, breeze, and bichon frise. he/him/hm big fan of cookie thievery
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"I love trash. The poet must not avert his eyes" >>> "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see."
A lady at the LIRR station walked to to me unprompted, and very friendly said "are you a mohel? You look like a mohel."
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Everyone in New York is acting like it’s their first night out of prison tonight
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FYI this exists in NYC, for like $80 you can audit an undergrad class at CUNY
My dad is currently studying French Literature and is loving it
My aunt goes to elderly university for free in China. It is probably the best thing they have don or elderly. She likes it so much. You can take any subject you like, no exam, no certificate, just earning for fun. She's now learning gardening, music, philosophy, and some geopolitics. There are farmers travelling all the way to the school everyday to learn. This is 1000x better than stupid elderly home which basically kill elderly. quickly rather than care.
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Ugh, what's that quote about the whaling industry marking like humanity's point of no return and we're now forever cut off from grace after we burned the flesh of these oceanic angels and sages to light our squalid homes and black satanic mills? It's like on the tip of my tongue!
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I think cetacean worship could go a lot further, generally speaking
I forget who I was kvelling to about this recently like t-pain was my family
i still think often about how sickening t-pain’s cover of war pigs was nitter.gq/DudespostingWs/status/…
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My executive dysfunction, procrastination, and overall lack of discipline is a huge source of anxiety and shame for me. Thankfully there is a website I can log into and see adult babies throw tantrums about how hard it is to cook dinner. Makes me feel like I’m doing fine actually
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There is a fascinating backstory to this deeply creepy ad. GQ did an oral history on the making of this spot that’s really funny: gq.com/story/folgers-incest-…
Daveed Diggs as "that Lin-Manuel adjacent guy who can actually rap" and Black Thought as "the Jimmy Fallon rapper? For the Fallon Show drummer dude's band?"
Used my parents prime account to order aforementioned fancy jelly advent calendar and received a call to ensure I was not converting
