JewishMotherProblems

"What would great zayde think??" #aguidetolife

Purim and saint pattys day should never be the same weekend ever again. #help

There should be a version of tinder for Jewish moms ao we can set up our children via the interweb

I know one thing about the superbowl. Im making nachos

How many manicures is one week is "too many"??

Honestly, remember to at least double all your recipies. If you dont, you're doing it wrong.

If you made "just enough" food, then you're not making enough.

Binge tv show watching is not a crime and I will not apologize for it

Only in Newton #jewton #jewishsummercamp #jcc

If you have to ask, its time to call mom.

I hate airports. I hate flying. Planes are bad. Someone get me a xanax and a copy of the travellers prayer. #help

I need an app that gives me chocolate cake for free whenever I want it

"WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FEED ME ALL THE TIME" "Food is love" #theguilttrip #preach #barbra

Do people live tweet nfty regional meetings?

If there's not good coffee, I won't be there #priorities

I think all hebrew words sound the same. #jewishmomproblems

Theres nothing like the sight of nfty teens making fools of themselves #lolz

I really regret missing #biennial13 #imissmyfriends