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JimboDardy

@JimboDardy

uncle pussy connoisseur/innovator #1 Dardiest Jimbo going

 North Korea
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Joined April 2013
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Replying to @Lordmiles
"yigbo dog" has become part of my lexicon
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If I’m born into the highest caste in India and I’m a very wealthy gynecologist I’ll go gyno in New Delhi. Anything short of wealthy top 2% and highest caste Indian then send me to the mines.
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Bingus
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Do podiatrists say they got a footjob
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moralfaggin but im in his moral like a fag/ o algo
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Kea2@GlubwrTo1h
pisses on cup drink this theres no time to expalin
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i would fuck up a plate of chicken cassowary right now
Rainbow Chalupa (@RainbowChalupa) profile pictureRainbow Chalupa@RainbowChalupa17h
i would fuck up a plate of chicken cacciatore right now
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eating chicken cassowary tonight
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meow@boygirlclown3h
starbucks toilet paper gave me haemorrhoids
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Smokin on that pot of greed
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you're all just little digital critters part of my electronic menagerie, my social media Tamagotchi
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They used to skipped sort of non dumb autistics Im mad (at myself) that when i was tested i knew i was being tested and did everything to be "normal" (when as a child) Im sad i didn’t advocate for myself as a child
JimboDardy (@JimboDardy) profile pictureJimboDardy@JimboDardy1h
before autism went mainsteam in 2000 to 2014 they had the cunt skip a year with a retard/SpEd career help them through to "skipped Year" I am still MAD as he got to be autistic before it was cool and skipped a year and had SpEd help I needed that
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before autism went mainsteam in 2000 to 2014 they had the cunt skip a year with a retard/SpEd career help them through to "skipped Year" I am still MAD as he got to be autistic before it was cool and skipped a year and had SpEd help I needed that
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Yeah@Yeah__Penguin21h
Their tips are almost touching
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While my muscles look weak, even lanky so, I've been fighting women. Don't get it twisted, these muscles strong.
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M A C ⭐️
@polished_steel3h
Sometimes I make this Big Beautiful Bean Salad but I can't stop myself saying "this nigga eating beans" out loud anytime I take it to work for lunch
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Bro im telling they are hiding gold in the mercury Y'all to pussy to handle the merk (mercury)
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Silver Surfer BUT Swag Surfer
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Italians have a such reverence for the noodles because come Christmas time they are all tangled up like Christmas lights #fagottini #fagolli #gabagool
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exclusively making spaghetti in a way to lure his wife into kissing me #hope
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eating spaghetti under the moon light #powersout
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Sound@BambiUmamiFeb 1
and what have you done for anyone lately?? you ungrateful brat
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