the most high. father. vegan. introvert. standup comedian.

Gentrified East Nashville, TN
Joined March 2010
I think teaching our children about veganism instead of religion will have more of an positive impact on their lives
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Cap. 95% of the black community does not have Bernie on their Mt. Rushmore. Respectfully.
Eddie so disconnected from the community. 95% of the black community has Bernie on their mt. Rushmore
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I’m ugly without you retweeted
I always call back tho 🤷🏽‍♀️
i just know people hate calling me, i never answer my damn phone😭
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I’m Gonna bring out the half tights for the race Saturday
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Savage life
30 seconds into Angela Yee’s interview with Webbie & Boosie & it goes LEFT “What, you wanna get flipped ?” (Via @wayupwithyee)
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I talk like this to my coworkers daily. Nothing to see here.
Can’t wait to see this in Ben Stiller’s doc.
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They used to sell these in Eastbay magazines so you could dunk...
Latto wearing them court side at the WNBA Finals Game 2 yesterday 👀
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Boundaries are garlic for energy vampires.
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Guilt? Glee you mean?
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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Grounded, educated, eater, vegan, southern charm with west coast vibes and New York fashion sense
describe your type without mentioning looks
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Acai bowls and matcha lemonade
Name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on.
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My uber driver just gonna have a whole phone conversation this whole ride. On speaker.
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I’m ugly without you retweeted
He got on two tank tops and a wrist band 😂😂😂
I Still Be Moving To This 😭
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Lmgso
when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air
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Can’t put a number on it, but he definitely wasn’t afraid to show his emotions around us.
If you had your dad in your life how many times did you see him cry?
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I’m ugly without you retweeted
Run towards yourself.
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Wassup ain’t you Charles Tillman
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Money over Bitches
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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Nipsey, Gibbs, Mozzy and Spitta
12 hour car ride, you can only listen to 4, who you picking? 👀
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I be in the gym fighting for my life on that damn stairmaster. Ain’t got time to see or care about what women are wearing
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How I get injured during yoga class?
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