My greatest achievement, a reply from the awesome @HamillHimself

Sunbed Knobhead and Hunbob Foreheed are getting pelters on Wednesday. HHGH ❤️ #ScottishFootball

The antidote to ignorance: Read More Books 📚

Hi @KilmarnockFC there's demand for the remaining unsold seats in the lower tier for the away end vs Hearts this weekend. Will you be allocating them to @JamTarts ? Many thanks

Florence Pugh Woo Hoo Hoo! 😍

Hi @ODEONCinemas You have advertised all 5 Hunger Games movies in Edinburgh Fort Kinnaird in September yet they're not showing in this cinema. Can you show them in September as advertised please? Thanks

You saved your first goal for the derby. You'll remember that feeling for the rest of your life. Outstanding display tonight big man. HHGH ❤️ @LaurentMendy78

Hi lads at @offtheballbbc I'm delighted that you not only read my suggestion out on air, but that I won! I've alway wanted one of your mugs. My real name is Jason. How do I get my address details to you? Love the show 👍 Thanks

This is @adamtkennedy98 Outside Beau Reus's Hoose. @DMcIver22 @perthtopaisley

Critical Thinking needs to be taught as a separate subject in schools.

Han shot first. #StarWars

Childhood dreams

We were unable to view the Solar Eclipse in Scotland this evening. Hunbob Spamheed got in the way. #SolarEclipse