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Three weeks until the psychotic girl gang gets a new member.
BLACK DOVES Season 2 arrives 5 November, only on Netflix.
Last Vic of the Toria, Last Eus of the Ton, Last London of the Bridge
ITVX buys Last King of the Cross broadcastnow.co.uk/broadcast…
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The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.
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Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.
The Sky sports director should have a maximum amount of times they’re allowed to cut to Noel Gallagher in the crowd (once)
First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS
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media: are these blackshirts fascists.
andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
Fuck it, I like Mudryk. He has a neck tattoo and does pills. He hasn’t played football since 2023. He’s going to score a consolation goal in a 2-1 defeat to QPR in the carabao cup. This is pure Tottenham heritage
Wish they sent me to live by Lake Como for a year for being bad at my job
Chelsea have reached a verbal agreement with Como to send goalkeeper Robert Sanchez to the Serie A club on a season-long loan.
Chelsea have been looking to find Sanchez a new club since deciding to sign Emiliano Martinez from Aston Villa for £7.5m on Thursday to replace him as first choice.
More from @SJohnsonSport and @JamesHorncastle ⬇️
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I don’t think this is a very good idea
🚨 Tottenham Hotspur make enquiry to Chelsea over deal to sign Mykhailo Mudryk. #THFC interest based on loan for 25yo #CFC winger; available to move after return from suspension. Ukraine intl played under Roberto De Zerbi at Shakhtar Donetsk @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7488501…
Tacticos might disagree but I think Spurs should sign these players I bought on Fifa who helped me get into the Champions league with Leyton Orient:
Christian Bassogog
Nicolo Pissili
Joaquin Panichelli
Louis Munteanu
Ola Aina
We have until tomorrow evening @tottenhamhotspur