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Foxes Fan. Cat Dad. SEO Content Director @RocketMill by day. Punny all hours. #lcfc🦊

South East, England
Joined June 2012
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The architects of the biggest downfall of a football club since Leeds United.
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Leicester City owe their fans an explanation as to why it took so long to announce a decision on parting company with Ruud van Nistelrooy. Right decision but why the wait? It was clear a change was needed at the end of the season. Maybe it’s to do with the financial calendar or pursuit of a successor but Ruud didn’t deserve being left in limbo like this. The fans didn’t deserve the uncertainty. Recruitment and outgoings would have been complicated/delayed. Leicester have to get their next appointment right. Much is right about the Club - stadium, training ground, fanbase, some of the players, academy, community operation - but the mismanagement at board level is deeply frustrating. #LCFC 🦊
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There are legends, then there's Jamie Vardy 🐐
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Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties.
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Why had he booked so many in the first place
🚨NEW: @RishiSunak is freeing up millions of GP appointments across the country.
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the room next door - Penny Mordaunt
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New helpful content update for September 2023. They have improved the classifier. Here's what I've noticed has changed in Google's helpful content documentation: developers.google.com/search… They've changed the opening paragraph to say, "content written by people for people" to "content created for people". They've added this: "If you host third-party content on your main site or in your subdomains, understand that such content may be included in site-wide signals we generate, such as the helpfulness of content. For this reason, if that content is largely independent of the main site's purpose or produced without close supervision or the involvement of the primary site, we recommend that it should be blocked from being indexed by Google." and, "What does this system and updates to it mean for my site? If you're producing helpful content, then you don't need to do anything; in fact this system may be good for your site, as it is designed to reward helpful content. If you've noticed a change in traffic you suspect may be related to this system (such as after a publicly-posted ranking update to the system), then you should self-assess your content and fix or remove any that seems unhelpful. Our help page on how to create helpful, reliable people-first content has questions that you can use to self-assess your content to be successful with the helpful content system." There are also some minor changes to the helpful content documentation. "Is this content written by an expert" has changed to "Is this content written or reviewed by an expert." Also added: "Are you changing the date of pages to make them seem fresh when the content has not substantially changed? Are you adding a lot of new content or removing a lot of older content primarily because you believe it will help your search rankings overall by somehow making your site seem "fresh?" (No, it won't)" developers.google.com/search…
The September 2023 helpful content update is rolling out with an improved classifier. It will take about two weeks to complete. We'll update our ranking release history page when the rollout is complete: status.search.google.com/pro…
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get ready to battle love, life, and epic beats in the NEW Scott Pilgrim anime! 🎸⭐️
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I'm not sure how Twitter remains a "town square" if you have to pay to be heard. Isn't that just a "gentleman's club"?
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Confettigate: A Statement From Just Stop Oil The lady who threw confetti in Bruton yesterday was upholding a tradition that is common across many cultures. We absolutely defend the right for people to throw confetti (of whatever colour) at weddings and other celebrations. If it was a form of protest — which is yet to be established — we applaud it and thank the person concerned. It was peaceful and not especially disruptive, but got massive media attention for Just Stop Oil’s demand. It has also helped people to recall that George Osborne, one of the main architects of economic austerity, is directly responsible for over 300,000 excess deaths, and that — as a newspaper editor — he was responsible for some of the most egregious climate-denying nonsense ever to darken the pages of mainstream mass media. However, as much as we applaud the use of orange confetti at this wedding, we were not responsible. Perhaps the press could focus on something more important now? Like the current government’s plans to licence over 100 new oil and gas projects, which will result in excess deaths the likes of which we have never seen. Or the fact that the UN Secretary General has said that ‘climate change is out of control’ as we’ve just seen the hottest average temperatures since records began. Or the fact that Canadian wildfires have now burned down an area the size of Portugal. We are in catastrophically dangerous territory and the press have a moral responsibility to inform and educate people as to the causes of the crisis so that we can take action to defend ourselves. In 2023, it is simply criminal not to check your facts.
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"Make pages for users, not for search engines." -- Google, 2002 Our good advice then remains the same over two decades later. To succeed in Google Search, focus on people-first content. developers.google.com/search…
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Louder 👏 for 👏 those 👏 in 👏 the 👏 back 👏 #SEO #contentstrategy
Reminder. The best word count needed to succeed in Google Search is ... not a thing! It doesn't exist. Write as long or short as needed for people who read your content. That's aligned with what our ranking systems aim to reward: developers.google.com/search… #PeopleNotRobots
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Reminder. The best word count needed to succeed in Google Search is ... not a thing! It doesn't exist. Write as long or short as needed for people who read your content. That's aligned with what our ranking systems aim to reward: developers.google.com/search… #PeopleNotRobots
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Bakers. Stop making loaves that you know damn well won't fit into a toaster properly. And use resealable packaging. How hard can it be? You bastards haven't upped your game since the 1950s.
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How it all unravelled for Brendan Rodgers. By the end, perhaps the only surprise was the timing. This is a club that has been drifting for 18 months (Legia Warsaw away in Sep 21 the turning point?). Analysis on #lcfc telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Time to break out the L-word.
This is not a drill! This is happening! After much musing over the years about there being potential for an anime adaptation of ‘Scott Pilgrim’, I’m thrilled to say one is IMMINENT, with the whole cast back together and… you are going to lose your minds.
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🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨 Announcing Scott Pilgrim, an anime series voiced by the cast of the 2010 film! It comes from executive producers Edgar Wright, Bryan Lee O’Malley, and BenDavid Grabinski and is animated by Science Saru.
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