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Joe Durham

@JoeDurham_

can we or can we not swear

 Sacramento, CA
Joined October 2013
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When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew
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Every day, we Wordle 649 further from God’s Wordle 1021
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won't sit
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My method for washing the pizza cutter will one day put me in the hospital
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my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot
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society has shown its ass once again
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.@pants
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There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.
My father just turned 69 years old (two days ago) Drop a “Nice 👍🏼” for the old fella
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Mixing splash-proof bleach with my drinking water so my pee stops going everywhere
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I don’t cook I don’t clean
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I gave a one-armed lady $20 last night.
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I love talking about something as if it’s a broad issue and then only having one flimsy anecdote to point to that might justify my case. I’ve spent years honing this craft.
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.@pants I give gifts to those on my gratitude list. I am a conduit of joy. Thanks Josh! 🍰
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Happy #EarthDay.
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.@pants Daddy approves
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Can we change the phrase “icing on the cake” to mean the extra part that ruins a perfectly good situation?
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[Trump]: “Let’s just say, whoever was ahead won.”
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