In a fair world, I'd be a professional dancer. In this one, I occasionally talk fantasy football. he/him

Tucson, Arizona
Joined November 2011
Let's go!
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I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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Replying to @IndiaWilloughby
A fun fact trans athlete fact~ There has only ever been one trans athlete that has won a professional boxing bout and he was a female to male XX chromosome transgender man who competed and won in men's professional boxing.
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Yeah, his running out of the back of the end zone makes more sense now.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Arizona head coach Brent Brennan bought 1,000 tickets for local nonprofits and charities and youth football organizations to attend the Iowa State game. After the game, Brennan walked into Dirtbag's and bought around 300 shots (a $2,000 tab) for Arizona fans and then walked out. Amazing stuff. Man of the people.
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If you listened to the @fantasysixpack #DraftKings Cash Game Pod, read my game-by-game DFS main Slate preview, or read my tweet below. You probably would have played Mason Taylor at $2.8k in your DK cash game lineups. Taylor has scored 23.2 pts 🔥 I also recommended in the article playing Braelon Allen and Ollie Gordon, who both rushed for 100+ yds. Be sure to checkout my F6P preview each week and watch me and @JoeEMatz DraftKings Show every Friday night
With it being TE week, me and @JoeEMatz discussed two TEs $3k or lower we love for #DraftKings cash games on this weeks show Parkinson $3k: 33% TPRR last week, TEs vs LV last 3 (24 receptions/156 yds/4 TDs) Taylor $2.8k: more snaps + targets than Sadiq last 2 games. Facing Miami, who’s allowed 27 receptions to TEs their last 3 games Be sure to checkout me and @JoeEMatz entire Main Slate preview of Week 7 on @fantasysixpack #FantasyFootballAdvice
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National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Someone has gone their entire life without seeing a one point safety until now🔥
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For all of my fellow losers. Today is 10/24/26 Pythagorean triple day: 10²+ 24²= 26² Can only happen in first third of a century and will be last one of our lifetime (unless you live another 80+ years)
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Hottest picks for the weekend! 🔥 Join @KeithFlemming & @JoeEMatz as they set their TOP WK7 #DFS Cash Game Main Slate > On Tap - Jahmyr Gibbs - CJ Stroud - Matthew Golden - George Kittle + More @fantasysixpack #NFL #FantasyFootball #DraftKings #Fanduel youtube.com/live/oydfsA42ZvU…
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Wonder how mant people will realize this is a NY Knicks joke.
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Come hang with me and @JoeEMatz tonight at 9pm as we preview the Week 7 DraftKings Cash Game Main Slate. Each week me and Joe give our fav players for #DFS cash by position. We'll cover - Jahmyr Gibbs - CJ Stroud - Matthew Golden - George Kittle - + More youtube.com/live/oydfsA42ZvU… @fantasysixpack
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she drove a guy to suicide & had two young employees & a journalist professionally stalked to discredit them and ruin their careers. she sicced some of the most powerful people in the country on random doctors, could have gotten god knows how many patients killed, & has 0 remorse
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“YOU NEED TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF.” Experience Nathan Fielder & Lance Oppenheim’s YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Now playing in theaters nationwide — Get tickets.

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I forgot the anniversary of maybe the most ridiculous Arizona memory ever.
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Ahhh so this is the Kyle Shanahan "gut" they referenced on the broadcast last night
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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