@JoeFortenbaugh

Dad & husband, @ESPN, IG: jfortenbaugh

 Connecticut
Joined September 2008
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NO cashes (1 ginger ale, 1 glass of red wine, 1 pasta dish). And may I say, kudos to everybody within 3 rows. Not a single restroom trip. A flight of iron bladders. Proud of you.
Joe Fortenbaugh
@JoeFortenbaughOct 26
🚨Fortenbaugh Palace now booking action🚨 Flight: Paris to Boston, 8.5 hours Prop: Will I break my 30-year streak and use the airplane restroom? Yes: +100 No: -120
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🚨Fortenbaugh Palace now booking action🚨 Flight: Paris to Boston, 8.5 hours Prop: Will I break my 30-year streak and use the airplane restroom? Yes: +100 No: -120
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Historical trend: NO is 3-0 on transatlantic flights (2004, 2004, 2026)
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The Giants are going to give Kostos a heart attack this year. He's not built for what this season has in store.
Nick Kostos
@TheKostosOct 25
I was wrong about JJ McCarthy and Jameis Winston and I’m thrilled to have been incorrect #Giants
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Important to note for the record that I tried to say hi to fellow Eagles fans the Bella Twins…and they responded with assault and battery.
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Fading the Saints in the 1Q continues to deliver
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Falcons ML +126 Texans -10.5 Seahawks/Chiefs under 42.5 “Gambling, who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win.”
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2-2 going to the 5th. Awesome fight. #UFC333
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Yan bringing his sons along for the ringwalk has me rethinking my Merab bet. You have to be confident as shit to being your young kids along for this kinda ride.
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Natch is back!
Ric Flair®
@RicFlairNatrBoyOct 24
Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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A true man of the people!
Evan Cohen@EvCoRadioOct 24
What an amazing day yesterday. Started w/ @UnSportsESPN from @ESPNMadison, met with students from @WSUM_Sports, headed to speak with students at @uw_sjmc, then with @ESPNMilwaukee at the Bucks-Bulls game and then to game 1 of the World Series. Pics + videos on IG (@ evcoradio).
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Update: 1:40am in Paris and I'm having a drink to prepare for Tulsa-Army.
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Tulsa ML, BTW
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Chris Carlin@ChrisCarlinOct 23
Replying to @JoeFortenbaugh
Will he still have the same gumption on the flight back, into the jet stream? Add 45 min to an hour. See you in hell.
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To announce your retirement and then drop this on the world is to master the art of supply and demand. Chuck’s next deal could be worth a billion dollars.
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 23
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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NO cashes! The kid still has it!
Joe Fortenbaugh
@JoeFortenbaughOct 22
🚨Fortenbaugh Palace now booking action🚨 Flight: New York to Paris, 7.5 hours. Key handicapping details included in the thread below. Prop: Will I break my 30-year streak and use the airplane restroom? Yes: -110 No: -110
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RIP Viper
The Hollywood Reporter
@THROct 22
Tom Skerritt, Star of 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien,' Dies at 93 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Tom Skerritt, Star of ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien,’ Dies at 93

Mentored by Robert Altman in 'M*A*S*H,' the Emmy-winning actor later stood out in 'Top Gun,' 'The Turning Point' and 'A River Runs Through It.'

hollywoodreporter.com
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Should have no pushback getting a haircut from them this time!
John Mulaney
@mulaneyOct 22
These people really keep me employed. Excited. Happy. Lucky for sure.
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Tremendous heel work here
B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIceOct 22
BRADY TKACHUK GOT BOOED DURING TRIBUTE VIDEO BUT TOOK A VICTORY LAP ANYWAY 😭 THE BEST HEEL IN THE GAME TODAY 😅
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Evloev has the body I imagine for myself when I go on my 12-minute mile run 2x per month.
Uncrowned
@uncrownedcombatOct 22
Are these two in the best combined shape we’ve ever seen in a fight?
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