
Co-host of @podinbasement, dude behind @museisreckless, writer for @mamathemagazine
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Check out my first article for @mamamag 👇🏼
THREE DAYS IN SKID ROW
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“I watched a homeless man stick a needle into an open wound on his leg. He did so casually, almost absentmindedly, while the city carried on around him.”
BY: @JoeGarzaCreates
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When the king says this is the hour when you draw swords together, you leave beautiful mid at the wine bar and you follow him.
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Slate calling 10 year old boys "would be incels" while diminishing their literary preferences for strong, heroic protagonists is yet another example of the contempt for males in progressive spaces.
Our elite platforms have all become aggressively feminized, and I expect young men to come running back to conservatives after they are reminded that liberals hate them and want them to become more like women.
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Opening 80 seconds of the final movement of Beethoven’s piano sonata called ‘Tempest.’ Look it up. Forget about the politics for a day or two.
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We gotta go back to basics, we need more movies about an island full of animals that are too big
CA Democrats are the like that one friend or family member who keeps asking for money to make rent, with promises to sort their lives out, only to continue wasting that money on coke and hookers.
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On Wednesday, world chess champion Garry Kasparov tied Deep Blue, the IBM supercomputer that can examine two hundred million positions per second, in the fourth game of their six-game series.
Earlier in the week, Kasparov admitted he committed a catastrophic blunder in game two, when he failed to force a draw by moving rook to E8. Opting instead for a Caro-Kann Defense, that soon transposed into a Pribyl defense. Which, after Deep Blue moved bishop to E7, gave him the advantage with his Knight position.
With all due respect to Mister Kasparov... what the hell were you thinking?!?
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At least we still have Slate
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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And nothing of value was lost
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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It cant be understated how much we hate people like you. No care for anything unless it checks some stupid shallow identity politics box
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<She takes out her red sharpie and crosses “Salon” off her list>
<She smiles and turns the page>
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…













































