IT Director, Infosec, Nonprofits, All the Cheeses, Spicy food, DC541, Blue Team Village. Pho is life. You can also catch me @joeknowscyber.bsky.social
Oregon, USA
Joined October 2016
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Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Kingdom Hearts throwin it down #kingdomhearts
Mercy, I swear MS is just pushing vibe coded updates into prod on the fly, daily.
[smashing my monitors with imaginary giant hammer]
"My tools! The dashboards do nothing!" -Rainier Wolfcastle, probably
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
He said it way better then I ever could’ve
I feel like after dolly passing all I gotta say is dolly could’ve easily been a billionaire like Taylor swift but dolly is an actual example of giving and caring and not donating just for the tax benefits and the positive publicity
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Taylor Swift’s entire music catalog is estimated to be worth around $900 million right now.
Taylor Swift owns her entire music catalog.
There is no world where Taylor can just “choose not to” have a billionaire status while owning her life’s work.
forbes.com/sites/mattcrai…
Love when you are trying to figure out how to run a specific report, and the you-are-forced-to-use "AI Support Agent" gives you steps to choose options/pages/links that don't exist.
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Aww, 3 years ago this week, cDc debuted the @VeilidNetwork
This week, we had our first video calls over the network, we've got apps debuting regularly, and VeilidChat is almost ready for re-release.
Things are happening, the people are ready to TAKE BACK CONTROL
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Howdy all,
Now that we're all back from Defcon, the store is back active and just a reminder that I still have these for sale and will kep selling them until I sell 20 of each design. I am giving the profits to UwU to support all the awesome stuff they do for us.
Thank you so much for checking this out. For those of you who did buy badges and people wanted them at Defcon, just steer them towards my lil ol' store. Thanks!
Looking for a fun badge this conference season? Consider picking up a UwU Underground custom acrylic RGB badge today! I have 7 different hand-drawn designs for a limited run which includes a custom UwU Underground Lanyard + NFC chip for linked hidden UwU Underground goodies. Profits will go back to help UwU Underground and the community.
I can ship or give it to you at Defcon. Check out my Etsy store for details. I will only be making 20 of each badge type for a limited run.
etsy.com/shop/NodeTech?ref=d…
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
DEF CON 34 may be over but we're still feeling the love. It takes a village to run a village & we couldn't do it without our amazing sponsors!
Platinum: @hackthebox_eu
Gold: DeepTempo, Detection Engineering Weekly, @ExpelSecurity @FRSecure @tryhackme
Thank you for supporting us!
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Also I have @uwu_underground swags for people who find me.
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Come make a sock puppet with us at the #NoobVillage today! And tomorrow. And part of Sunday. We'll be here. #DEFCON #DEFCON34
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
I casually asked @TipsyBacchus if I should do the pics with tagging the wrong person at defcon thing again and he said yes so lemme know if you want to take a picture together and who you want me to tell everyone you are
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Hello hackers. I’m doing the daily thing again. Help me find my hacked husband and my child a second dad.
Business cards picked up today and the website is now live at SpudSec.com
Are you a beefy tall leather daddy and are looking for a good boy? Come find me at defcon or through the contact info below.
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Headed to @defcon where I’ll be in the @BlueTeamVillage most of the day. Kickoff at 10 am!
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
Anyone have a connection to the kid collecting badges? I might have a few things to send them...
the defcon 33 documentary just dropped! youtu.be/pb0kJXSy64E?is=cqwK…
Joseph Nyleen retweeted
I have a couple of extra sold@out Cthulhu badges available, I paid $100 each so that’s the price, and i will throw in a tentacle stand to boot.
