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are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand?

Joined June 2013
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Bukayo Saka has played just 356 minutes at this World Cup, but has provided 6 goal contributions 😳 3 goals. 3 assists… Averaged a goal or assist every 59 minutes. Just imagine if he was fully fit all tournament 👏
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🚨🔥 Lionel Messi: “We have earned this status with our own hard work. No one gives us anything”.
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City were top of the league with 5 games left and finished 7 points behind
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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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PR ruins everything. And Foden PR has singlehandedly destroyed an England tournament.
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0 goals, 0 assists. Foden was absolutely horrific all tournament, but we’ll barely hear a word, then pundits will be singing his praises as England’s best ever talent when he grabs a brace against Ipswich next season. Most overprotected player going.
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Liverpool Football Club acknowledges PGMOL’s admission of their failures last night. It is clear that the correct application of the laws of the game did not occur, resulting in sporting integrity being undermined.

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I for one am shocked at ppl questioning Jordan Henderson’s integrity
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STAY IN YOUR CREASE
"If you want to win at all costs then cricket should not be for you." Geoffrey Boycott thinks Australia should issue a public apology for upholding the appeal against Jonny Bairstow. via @telecricket #Ashes2023
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Fantastic day at @MsApdp first annual conference. Lots of interesting conversations with clinicians, academics and public contributors from all around the UK talking all things pain! Lovely to see some lots of posters from @CRIISPAPDP too. #APDP23 #ChronicPain #healthpsychology – at Nottingham, England
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Don’t really help ourselves do we.
🗣 "Research has shown petting a dog can be calming, improve a mood & reduce stress levels. He also thinks she can enhance the spirit of togetherness. Arteta walked her into the room to witness Aaron Ramsdale signing a new long-term contract this week." [Times] #AFC #Arsenal
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How is that not a foul 😂
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When you consider Man United have the two best centre backs, left back, defensive midfielder and left winger in the league, it’s amazing they’re not in the title race.
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Deadest team around, what is the point of them.
PSG have now lost twice as many games in 2023 (8) as they did during the whole of 2022 (4) and its only April... 😳 Troubling times in the French capital 🇫🇷
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This is Messi’s “most iconic” World cup campaign btw 😭nitter.gq/AhakeemCR7/status/1615…
Ronaldo’s most iconic moment in the world cup ended a draw😭
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💫 Am I correct in saying this is Bukayo Saka’s NINTH England MOTM award in 26 appearances?!
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Man United continue to fight on 4 fronts.
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The sport was ruined the day it was invented.
Red card??????????? Shambles shambles shambles, Rugby being ruined
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12:30 with that kit after beating a rival??? I’ve seen this movie before
A trip to the south coast on Saturday 🛣 #BOULIV
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