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He/him. Person that likes games, tennis, coding, cats, dogs, laughs, art, absurdity, music, and your mom.

Philadelphia area
Joined August 2007
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Looking through my MyChart and yo why is it all reaction GIFs
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Replying to @MikeFOX29
@MikeFOX29 yooooo are you OK? Hope all's well
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It’s probably a skill issue but: the “V” in Scrabble/Crossplay should be worth like 25 points seriously that letter can burn in hell
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a critical reappraisal of methods of mayhem
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UHHHHH THE NEW #PULP ALBUM isn’t NOT their best album?!??!??!
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Replying to @PartOfYouGame
@PartOfYouGame it was awesome meeting you (Dakota, I believe) at MAGFest this past weekend. really fell in love with the art style as soon as I walked by the booth. can't wait to actually play the game this weekend.... you rock!!
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Does Musk know that you can vote for any candidate at any polling station and that there aren't like, special places to vote for each candidate?
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an app that is Venmo except it lets you send farts instead of money
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Alright man, I’m out. I’ll see you fuckers on blue sky or mastowhatever or facefuck or you know what, actually how about nowhere
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why didn't anybody TELL ME I couldn't stare directly at the sun through a pile of magnifying glasses (I am typing this with my feet because I am blind)
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what I want: Lovense sex toys BUT compatible with the Ryobi battery ecosystem
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Can we talk about EXTREME SPORTS from the 90s? it was such a big thing but did you know ONE single person who was into them? like either doing extreme sports or just caring about them
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"can we talk about" is a rhetorical question. there is no "we!" there is no "talk about!" 99.99% of the people i know are not on this stupid site any more and i just post here to jot down dumb thoughts once every three weeks.
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i don't know what these are but my brother and i came up with them last night - “Horseboys / Horsegirls” ft. Twyla Bombay and the Pony XPress - “Horse Knockers” starring Grover Chesternut - “Horsin’ Around” starring Slab Beefchuck - “Ridin’ Sidesaddle” ft. Cruiser Yachtland
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basically the game is: can you come up with porno titles/names that ARE NOT explicitly porn-y yet still feel sleazy? i.e. no names like "Rod Stiffington" or titles like "Ridin' Bareback" a good test is "would this also function as the title of a hit disco record from 1978"
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call me NJDOT the way you’re never sure if I’m going to give you a proper plowing or not
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John Denver wasn't from Colorado? fucking bullshit
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2004: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading Bleach 2024: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading bleach
WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?
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I have autism, or am aware of it, and/or would like you to be aware of it, and also this is so intimately related to my bootlicking violent power fantasies that I absolutely need to express all of this in a single sticker
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I am also very patriotic/xenophobic and would like you to know this when you look at my uh, Toyota
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IMAGINE IF: ~ ~ tomorrow, you woke up with a second butthole ~ ~
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so close to fulfilling my dream of kissing an Xfinity technician on the mouth at midnight on NYE
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