@JohnGregoryJr

I'm nobody

 Miami, FL
Joined February 2011
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The Monster Mash was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual
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Scarlett@Benzene_Queen17h
This is high art btw. Art should make you feel something.
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Typa shit Hoppe is on rn
Anti Juice@Jooz_arnt_YtOct 27
>Me when the barista asks me how i want me coffee
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Yes, I want a receipt...
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Welp
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69Oct 26
Average democratic candidate messaging
Liste@endlisteOct 26
Just a bit of a warning to any bullies out there: I'm a gay nerd
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When I lose weight my face gets a lot thinner. Not the case for everyone I guess
🌠@whylster_Oct 26
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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Sell me this penis
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Meme Gene@ofreacharoundOct 26
Having a girlfriend is like living with your own personal Hitler?
~ .⋆ coffi ´ཀ`@bittercoffichanOct 26
Hitler fact of the day! Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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For sale: dipping mustards, never used
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Amor fati, the love of fatties
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Daughter is singing Old MacDonald. Stuck culture
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How I be waiting for the Uber Eats driver
Anonymous Schizo@ym_chzOct 24
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Oh right like none of you would cheat on Hila Klein
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I don't believe for a second that Lindsay Graham was gay
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You should be so lucky. Meth is the greatest drug ever made
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Baby if you give it to me I'll give it to you As long as you want Within reason
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"Who are you voting for?" Uh *trying to impress her* Jane Doe
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