I'm currently beating 99.9985% of all 11.2m Fantasy Premier League players @OfficialFPL - at what point can I start charging people for my advice?
Pretty much everyone else who hasn't won it yet is stealing a living at it too 🤪 I'm fed up of selling my feet on the internet #FPL
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So did R Kelly and look what happened to him.
انڈیا میں ایک بھگشو نے اعلان کیا کہ بھگوان نے اسے اڑنے کی شکتی عطا فرمائی ھے۔ اس نے لوگوں کو پہاڑ کی چوٹی پر اکٹھا کیا تاکہ اڑنے کا۔مظاہرہ کر سکے۔ لوگ آئے اور جب اس نے اڑنے کی کوشش کی تو پہاڑ سے گر کر مر گیا۔ شکتی نازل ہی نہیں ھوئ۔ بھگوان چکر دے گیا۔
پیرنی سے مماثلت اتفاقیہ ھے۔
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Get this type of fist pump back 😭😭
Bloody loved that team #itfc
JM retweeted
Julio Enciso among Attacking Midfielders in the Premier League this season:
26 line-breaking receptions - 1st
8 positively graded dribbles - 1st
4 yellow cards won - 1st
4 half + clear chances created - 2nd
2 assists - 2nd
#ITFC
JM retweeted
Best away end I’ve seen at our new gaff is Ipswich when they beat us in 2024. They were insane (that Newcastle one isn’t even close)
"They won't allow it to happen" he clearly means VAR and the corrupt Premier League @talkSPORT Utd were on the ropes until we gifted them a goal and so did VAR
😳 "It's impossible. Doubly impossible."
❌ "They won't get points. A draw is a defeat for #MUFC."
Andy Goldstein's done it again ahead of Man United vs Ipswich...
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#MUNIPS - 58”
We managed to find an anomaly in the rules which meant that this was not a handball, and therefore allow the goal.
Don’t expect us to do this in the future for your team though
