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What the hell could be more American than making people feel like they’re about to die as they pass your house (5 miles from home)

Why do they keep trying to make “Starry” a thing? It’s not a thing. Oreos had their Hydrox ripoffs, just like Sierra Mist was to Sprite. You can’t make a Sierra Mist knockoff, it makes no sense.

Yo, Japan is buckwild

Yo why is Canada Dry tryna fuck

Somebody notify the victim’s family & the chief of police. The search is over.

These pics say so much. Only time I went to the river w/my family this summer. Job took the fire out of me, soul-crushing secret-politics & directives far outside the skillset I was pursued for. I look compromised, wounded. Don’t trade what you love most for what you do best. – at Eugene, OR

Look at this fucking creep