EVERYONE LOG OF THE PHONE WILL EXPLODE IN 1 2 3 BOOOM AAAAAAAAHHH BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUNNNNNNNN HELP ME OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!
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we got given dildos during sex ed and i was trying so hard not to laugh but my friend across the room genuinely started doing bottle flips with one
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hey girl i mean graft #biograft #phighting
you guys think having a tail would be cool but I have one and it's really big and heavy and whenever it wags it knocks shit over and breaks stuff and everyone gets mad at me and yells a lot and it's really scary
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, how it feels when you want to cry and scream. And break things and tell at people but you're lowkey sweet as a fresh pie from grandmama and are too repressed to do anything so you just explode




















