Grilled Cheese And Pizza Enthusiast
Joined January 2021
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Im 32 years old and ive never eaten a taco............
But if I ever do, I hope its with @TatumPaxley #wwe #tacos
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The same bus driver that told me sarcastically "wHy DiD yOu WaVe Me DoWn? I cAn SeE yOu WiTh AlL tHiS lIgHt" is also the same driver that almost drove right by me just now.......... i was standing with my fare ready to go lol
#line76 #4844 @metrolaalerts @metro
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Oh my gosh! So I saw @flexwness at my job recently. Its crazy because shes extremely beautiful through IG reels. But shes absolutely breathtaking in person.
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Was about to capture a mewtwo after a raid and BOOM!! The game glitched and I lose out on mewtwo @PokemonGoApp @NianticHelp #pokemongo
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The struggle has been real ❤️ gofund.me/cdc5bf414
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When bot messages on #onlyfans ask "what brings you here to my page?". I always answer "im here for the free cheese and crackers"
Why else would I be here?
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A dream come true!! We met @violetsaucy
Shes absolutely breathtaking in person
Saw @realminitinah at work today! But I once again had to keep my cool.
She's absolutely breathtaking in person.
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Saw one of my favorites, @annabeggion at work today. But all I could tell her before she took her picture was "how many in your group?" Lol
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This Bible humper on the subway tried to tell me that I'd go to hell if I kept reading the comic book that I was reading.
She really did not like when I told her "doesn't your favorite character come from a book too?"
#biblehumper #subwaychronicles
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Some of my family make me laugh. They don't believe me how fast I can kick them out of my life. One disrespected my dad and I quickly was like...............
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"Guest takes mask off"
Me- Hi, can you put on your face mask pretty please
Guest- how am I supposed to take a picture
I'm guessing this is what the camera sees lol
#themepark #sarcasm #facemask #invisibleman
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Theme park guests are the funniest and most ridiculous humans you can ever know. They will talk the most shit, but never to our face lol #themepark #job #work #themeparkjob #ilovemyjob #Karen #Karens #malekaren
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Co-worker- (pulls arm sleeves out of packaging) I got these so I don't have a bad tan line............. how do I put them on?
Me- let me guess, your next question is how to pour water into a cup 😂😂😂 lol!!! #work #sarcasm #coworkers
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