Jenny Johnson · May 23, 2012 · 7:02 PM UTC

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I'm sick and tired of not being best friends with Oprah.

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rob delaney · May 23, 2012 · 8:13 PM UTC

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Is there a secret to being funny? I don't know, but I do yell "Blam Blam Comedy Jam!" before every joke I write.

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ANTHONY 🫥 · May 23, 2012 · 9:33 PM UTC

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What do you call a Mexicαn pedophile? A Pedrophile.

ANTHONY 🫥 · May 23, 2012 · 9:40 PM UTC

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Admit it, at some point in your life you’ve tried to see if you have superpowers.

rob delaney · May 21, 2012 · 3:02 PM UTC

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One man's trash is another man's wizard hat.

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