CEO for @realjoltcola. I make bad decisions and so should you.
Rochester, NY
Joined August 2017
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One day we’ll open up Twitter and all be pleasantly surprised that most people aren’t assholes. Today is not that day. Thanks, @jack
Since Twitter is a platform for people to pontificate about dead celebrities, let me add this: I was once told that I looked like Burt Reynolds, if Burt was much uglier. FWIW, they weren't wrong. I'm not attractive.
(would be) @RealJoltCola if you had it. nitter.gq/QuikTrip/status/100906…
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Dear @EricSchaalNY - I’ve been ignoring the writing on the wall my entire career but I appreciate your insight into the demise of @RealJoltCola. Keep up the great work.
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I see you Big Slim Daddy @BarstoolTrent. And I've got more supplies (and knee high socks) on the way. cc @RealJoltCola
Yes. Yes it does nitter.gq/realjoltcola/status/98…
Midwest fans 👋, word on the expressway is that Casey's General Store is the place to fuel up. Sound about right?
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Matt gets me. nitter.gq/mattwilliamsart/status…
Presenting Jolt Shine! We've recruited Mike Cockrell from Discovery's Moonshiners to formulate the perfect blend of Cola, Caffeine and Alcohol to create the magical elixir known as Jolt MoonShine! Find it soon at a liquor store near you! #JoltCola #Moonshiners @RealJoltCola
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I sometimes lie in bed at night and worry about @jaketapper’s health. Needed to get that off my chest.
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Not a fucking vegetable in sight. #FillUpTheTank99 nitter.gq/njtank99/status/977579…
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Loved the @realjoltcola shout on @SYSKPodcast with @josh_um_clark. We’re back on shelves and happy to send your team all the sugar and twice the caffeine. joltcola.com/
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