
i'm good. comedian / writer @PaletteSwapMag
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a brand new sketch i’m very proud of writing just dropped on YouTube gamers tap in youtu.be/SpdJTH14g6U
Jon Barr retweeted
now that woke is back centrist dems are going to do more good things. we should celebrate the good things but also recognize that they are only doing it out of pressure and are not real progressives
People are fucking tired of this shit.
They're tired of the name-calling. The tantrums. The playing with soyjaks and Harry Potter and Star Wars dolls. The sexually charged fixations on streamers and Twitter accounts that hurt your feelings. The crybully shit that nobody buys because you're fundamentally violent and angry people who never even hide it.
You're fucking losers. You're fundamentally unpopular losers who believed that your Twitter engagement represented a nationally popular ideology and went on a humiliating ego trip for the last two years. Shitting your pants over and over and then announcing it was a W when people pointed out the smell.
The country is sick of you, and the world is sick of you. Your Twitter numbers do not mean shit. It's time to accept that it's over and go out and form real connections with real people. Or go on being the village idiots.
Jon Barr retweeted
Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house.
change.org/p/house-democrats…
been too long since i popped off on @PaletteSwapMag but go blue & fuck off Tony lmao
Ey @netflix it’s Blue Country now I’m gonna need you to put the She-Ra cartoon back & I need you to give it 7 more seasons
Jon Barr retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
Jon Barr retweeted
Its also on YouTube if you prefer youtu.be/hkuuBaq8940?is=j7zv…
Jon Barr retweeted
Once you understand kayfabe, modern culture starts to make so much more sense.
Immediately imagined a conservative pundit who’s mad there’s not an American consulate



























