Partner at Schod, DeGroff & Associates. Author of “Be a Cash Flow Pro.” Husband, father of 3. WVU fan. Random tweeter.
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Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
Miles Sadler will have West Virginia scoring more points in transition, attempting more field goals, producing more assists and forcing more turnovers than last year. He will be one of the most impactful freshmen in college basketball this year and is the centerpiece of their offense. In two games he is averaging 20.5 points, 7.5 assists, and 2.0 steals per game.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
OPENING NIGHT FOR WVU HAVING THE SAME COACH AS THE PREVIOUS SEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2022
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
Cop: 👀
Me: 👀
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: ...
Me: The barrel roll? Yeah it was probably the barrel roll huh...
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
When @stoolpresidente says one bite everybody knows the rules.
Then proceeds to eat the whole slice.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
“So your bar required masks until 2026?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And you marketed only to lesbians?”
“That’s right.”
“So now you’re $50,000 in debt and you don’t even work at the bar anymore?”
“Correct.”
“So what is it you do now?”
“I’m in clown college.”
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
This is one of the more horrible things I've seen
Dude gets selected for Jury duty
Dude does his Jury Duty
Because he won't vote to acquit the lady who KILLED HER THREE F*CKING KIDS he is now having the news investigating him
He is being investigated because he wanted to convict her for killing her kids
This is INSANE
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
I've seen several posts over the past few days about how millennials are weird about 9/11 and I find it curious that a generation that seems to claim everything is trauma can't understand that watching 2977 people die on live television - as a child - will have an effect.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
I'm 43 years old. I started playing tennis when I was 12. I have no ATP points, no sponsorships, and will never win a major championship before I die.
And some kid from Italy is number one in the world.
The system is broken.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
A pattern shows up with clients anxious about inflation:
They never connect it to their own mortgage.
Their payment is fixed. Everything else keeps rising.
The same inflation eating their grocery budget is shrinking their biggest debt in real terms.
Jon DeGroff, CLU®, CLTC® retweeted
I don't know how much they're paying this guy, But it's worth every penny. People that don't push their cart back to the shed after they're done absolutely drive me crazy. I've had Vehicles hit by unmanned shopping carts left alone. Hopefully he makes a difference here. 🤣🙏🔥🔥
