Long suffering Everton fan. enjoy the occasional rant.
Joined April 2012
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Really really sorry to have to say that the greatest manager in Everton's history and a lovely lovely lovely man has passed away. RIP Howard
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Not sure whether he'd enjoy a night in Bootle as much as I do. nitter.gq/carra23/status/6524209…
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seems I am in the Liverpool board room now nitter.gq/br_uk/status/650686871… I fired him nitter.gq/piersmorgan/status/650…
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They haven't called. Probably busy on that day. Whichever day it is. nitter.gq/wilks_96/status/646941…
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@IKEA There's a piece of glass missing from the KÖNTRÖLL TÖWER we bought. #EpicDelays
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Announcement for plane spotters: It's nippy out, please put a jacket on or your mums will tell us off.
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Advertising Standards Authority are saying we have to 'stop' saying we have a 'monorail' and 'admit' it's 'half a railway track.' #Monorail
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Our airport is a 'not for profit' organisation. That's because the boss takes all the cash because it's 'for me and not for profit.'
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Difficulty speaking English? No problemo. All our staff can talk slower, louder and use hand signals at you.
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Did you know that the Runway Visitor Park has amazing runway views? Would be perfect to spot the occasional private jet today... #JustSaying
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#BarnsleyFC confirm the signing of Romelu Lukaku in exchange for the John Stones sell on fee.
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John Stones crying in a service station???
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Them the rules.
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Fans have to stop blaming players wanting to leave us to better themselves. Looking at why they want to leave should be your starting point – at Liverpool, England
