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Joined July 2009
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
From where I live I can walk to my children's school, the local pub, a post office, a mini supermarket, various churches and a park, all within 15 minutes. During COVID, I worked (or mostly, applied for jobs) from home, the weather was great, I spent lots of time with my kids, and we played in the garden a lot, and went on great walks in the countryside. But I campaigned against lockdowns, and I am campaigning against the imposition of 15 minute neighbourhoods. Why? Because I know not everyone is like me. I know, or can imagine, that lots of people live in places with no services or facilities nearby, or don't have good mobility, or simply choose to live some distance from work or don't have good schools nearby, and rely on a car or van to live their life. Just as I could imagine that, during lockdowns, life was miserable for people who lived in a flat in a city, didn't have a garden or a park to go to, had to continue working while simultaneously home schooling their kids. And I care about those other people and what sort of society we are creating for ourselves and our children. And I can also see that both lockdowns and 15 minute cities are part of an agenda which involves less freedom, less mobility, and more control. It's one thing applauding people who choose to live their life within a small area and are able to; it's quite another to mandate it for everyone. What really troubles me, then, is the arguments that the people who support 15 minute cities come up with seem to amount to "well I can live my whole life within 15 minutes walk from home, so what's the problem?" Same energy as "Well I thought lockdown was wonderful" 🙄 I mean, how little imagination, how little vision, and how little empathy do you have to have to come out with statements like that? When did we become such an "I'm alright Jack" society?
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The new movement. – at Gresford, Wales
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I didn't receive 15 years of notice that my taxes were going up to fund the retirements the WASPI generation failed to save for. My friends learned about 18 months in advance that going to university would cost them £9k a year rather than £3k. I also don't recall ministers setting out 15 years in advance that housing would become unaffordable as a result of government decisions pandering to homeowners, or that having a family would be an increasingly unrealistic dream for so many of my friends, with their incomes swallowed up by rents and taxes funding retirees. Perhaps rather than sacrificing every single future prospect on the altar of boomer entitlement, we can just tell them "no" for once?
Youth Against State Pension Inequality, for those fed up with paying for the ungrateful generation. The triple lock and reshaping the immigration system to provide for their health and social care just isn't enough; they need compensation for state pension age rises, too.
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So, some property developer picked the unfortunate name "The Gaslight" for this redevelopment of a former industrial area. Then, not joking, they renamed it "The Lantern" and erased all references to the old name. But I knew I wasn't making it up. And now I can prove it...!
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Retweet if you recognise this & know what it is for
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
You can build software really quickly. Building well thought out, robust, well tested, performant, scalable, accessible software? That takes a surprising amount of time. No matter how talented your team is.
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
NIRVANA CHAIN #testnet will start after 29 days #NACHAIN #blockchaintechnology
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If you’re thinking of joining a company, download their app IPA and peek into the frameworks folder. If you see three analytics SDKs, that’s all you need to know about the culture.
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RT to keep our gyms open... The only thing that is keeping many of us sane and promoting good physical and mental health in our community! #Liverpool #COVID__19 #tier3 #BorisHasFailedTheNation
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A #BetterDeal and A Better Future Senior Conservative MPs set out the statement the Government should make to guide the UK to a better future as we exit the EU Publication and press release: globalbritain.co.uk/a-better… – at London, England
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌
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Spoons have just banned dogs from their pubs because of them being unpredictable around children. RT to ban children Like to ban dogs Trying to prove a point
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COMPETITION TIME! Later this month @Livcraftbeerexp gears up for its sixth beer festival and we've got a boss prize to giveaway. Simply RT for chance to win: - £100 cash bar tab - 2 Tickets to the festival - Luxury Hotel Stay - Hangover breakfast - Case of craft beers
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She’s tough. But she’s worth it
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This is the entire paper. Seriously.
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The people have spoken! Goat > Abbott for Home Secretary. How about Chancellor? ❤️ - John McDonnell RT - This rather funky looking llama
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Jonathan Lancaster retweeted
"An unrepentant terrorist is being eulogised," says the daughter of an IRA victim after the death of Martin McGuinness
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