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Just some relationship advise for those who might need it. Honesty builds trust, and trust creates freedom and comfort. All of which leads to a better life.
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Why the fuck am I so horny tonight? I keep finding myself getting sucked into Twitter porn, not that I’m complaining.
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When you go into work two hours early only to realize the reason you went in early is already taken care of and you could have stayed in bed a little longer.
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Had to do it. The question is, villain or anti-hero? Prompt below.
Based only on this photo, turn me into a comic book hero or villain—whichever fits me best. Don’t tell me which one you picked first—just generate it.
Based only on this photo, turn me into a comic book hero or villain—whichever fits me best. Don’t tell me which one you picked first—just generate it 💚
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When it’s been triple digits for multiple days, the pool feels perfect at 11pm. It’s even better without a swimsuit.
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When I get home from work I’ll have the place to myself till tomorrow evening. Too bad I still have to work in the morning and can’t fully enjoy the quiet to its fullest potential.
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Decided to take a half day today and now I’m lying naked on my bed enjoying the quiet house. Not a bad way to start the weekend.
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I don’t mind the cool down that’s coming next week, but the sudden jump to triple digits can kiss my ass.
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Giving myself a four day weekend so I can process the fact that my oldest graduates from high school today.
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After a day of doing different projects around the house, a dip in the pool is exactly what’s needed.
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When you’ve been at the fundraiser gala for only 45 minutes and you’re already three drinks in you know it’s going to be a good time.
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As much as I always enjoy traveling for work, it’s always a bit of a waste not sharing the awesome hotel rooms with someone who wants to be naked with me.
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Sitting on my hotel balcony at 11pm with a gentle breeze and a light buzz after a fun night with people I enjoy. I call that a good end to the day.
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