Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host of Unnatural Selection Podcast / Check my Comedy Special below đ
New York, NY
Joined June 2014
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You know what sucks
When someone asks where youâre from, so you say the name of your state, and they say what part, so you say an area, and they say whatâs the town, so you say the town, and they say never heard of it
That sucks
ââŚ.but enough about my ex wifeâ
Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims trib.al/n7kZ6Rn
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Jaime Maussan claims of a mysterious 'humanoid predator' near JuĂĄrez lack any official confirmation; local authorities report no incidents or attacks. Maussan has promoted prior hoaxes including debunked 'alien' mummies assembled from bones and glue.
laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descartâŚ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_MauâŚ
elpasotimes.com/story/news/locâŚ
dailymail.com/sciencetech/arâŚ
ââŚ.has last laugh while panting in the sun during unemploymentâ
Ex White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has last laugh as she's spotted working out in sunny SoCal trib.al/K2n7q73
Well then nothing is real anymore
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/reviewâŚ)
Scaramucci rn
President Donald Trump has fired Katie Zacharia as press secretary, advisers to the president said, ending her turbulent week-long stint as the White House's top spokesperson. cnn.it/3VPdpAE
KellyâŚ.put the knife down and step awayâŚ.
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasnât for sale. Thatâs the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with đ so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didnât happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone âyes, itâs for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if youâd like me to find something comparable for you I can.â That all never happened and now itâs not for sale. Okay, cool. So youâre not only rude, youâre also a liar. Got it â
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you donât get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. Itâs not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you arenât.
My money was on Balrog Satan
Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru bbc.in/4yLh3Ko
The power of prayer
Young teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis.
âIt really does look like a free fall,â Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. âBut whatâs causing it is unclear.â wapo.st/4dtMSyQ
You know once you get past the creator and the cast (except for Lovitz), itâs not a bad concept
Roseanne Barr has quietly filmed a new sitcom with Randy Quaid, Drea de Matteo, Jon Lovitz, Tony Hinchcliffe, and more about âa mixed-race family of preppers.â
Titled Meemaw: A Modern Day Fable, the series follows their quest to throw the âmost fantastic bat mitzvah Texas has ever seen.â
consequence.net/2026/10/roseâŚ
Finally
Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) apologizes for past beatboxing
stereogum.com/2513760/justinâŚ
