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Jonny

@JonnyGuild

Opinionated, competitive and about as funny as Ecoli. Marketeer, runner, tennis ball chaser and @MotherwellFC fan. **Hates people who clap when a plane lands**

 Edinburgh
Joined April 2009
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Best vox pop of the #GeneralElection2019 so far just happened to us in Derby. “Who are you voting for next week?”.... ....”Kate Garraway.” #ImACeleb @itvnews
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Richard Madeley has been back on Good Morning Britain - and has been pure Alan Partridge, as you'd expect
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#OnThisDay in 2012 – at 9.02pm… 🇬🇧 After a trio of cycling and rowing golds earlier in the day, #SuperSaturday reached another level when golden girl @J_Ennis completed her heptathlon journey 😍
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Just another gif of a dog chasing a ball.
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To all the non-tennis-playing men who think they can win a point against Serena, watch this... 🙃👸🏾🎾
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Theresa May has discovered the joyous beauty of not giving a fuck, and it really suits her
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Theresa May dances along to ABBA (again).... and unexpectedly, Van Halen’s Jump. (via Daily Mirror)
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🤑 What £80 million buys you in: 2009 - Cristiano Ronaldo 2019 - Harry Maguire #MUFC
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So happy to have won the relay today at #stmagnusmarathon with the dream team @hannah_l_grrr @jcm899 💪🏼. Such a brilliant day. Glad to have survived those hills! ⛰ #runningfamily #runorkney #relayrace #firstplace ift.tt/32dpsrb
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Boris Johnson spent £60m on construction, and £500,000 a month on running The Emirates Airline - the most expensive cable car ever built - in 2015. An investigation showed that it had only 4 daily users.
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Remember Boris Island Airport, which would have cost £100billion and caused significant environmental problems? He continued to call for the idea even after the Airports Commission had rejected the plans.
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Djokovic-Thiem is getting to the sort of stupid level of windy tennis that we used to see more of, like in the iconically absurd 2009 Indian Wells final. #RG19 (h/t @footfaulttennis)
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🔵🔴New flavour alert! 🔴🔵 Paterson's Blueberry & Cranberry Oat Bars are now available to purchase online! Visit paterson-arran.com/browse/al… to grab yours now! 😁 #veganfriendly #palmoilfree #handmade
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@edinburghmarathonfestival complete! Happy to have shaved off 4 mins from last year with a 1:54:26 finish 🏃‍♀️ #edinburghmarathonfestival #halfmarathon #sundayrunday #fitfam #bestwaytospendasunday @hannah_l_grrr @jcm899 @jonnyguild bit.ly/2VTnXKc
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People that clap when the plane lands...🥴🤦🏽‍♂️
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The biscuits are good at @WaspsRugby 😋 #WASvLEI 😬#heinekencup
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I thank God for blessing me with another year. Thanks very much for all the birthday messages. Love ❤️💙💪🏾
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Ever had that urge to just bail from a situation you were overwhelmed with? This young boy decided that meeting the Queen was a little too much to handle, so he dropped to the floor and crawled away 😥😂👑 For more news and stories, head here: po.st/qDFcKf

Boy crawls away from the Queen

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😂😂😂😂😂. Whoii! @Memphis @MotherwellFC Remixx! ChilliD
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What a time to be alive
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If you are offended by 'Mansize' tissues, please find something more productive to be offended about. telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10…
Kleenex to ditch Mansize tissues after gender inequality complaints

Kleenex to ditch Mansize tissues after gender inequality complaints

The UK's most popular tissue brand, Kleenex Mansize, has been forced to clean up its image after consumers complained its name was sexist.

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