@JonnyMicro

Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

 Dayton, OH
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Joined March 2010
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I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Yeah you can plug your fingers in your ears if you want, but the fact is Veilguard cost a shitload of money, took a decade to make, and ended up being mediocre at best with awful writing and massively underperformed. So yeah sorry it played a big role in killing BioWare
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Pledging my undying support for the first candidate to promise to never call or text me
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Jon 🔬 retweeted
Sabrdance@sabrdance17h
Since we're semi-mourning the death of BioWare, let me take the moment to rehash why ME3 was such an uneven game. 1.) The game had legitimately good levels that immersed you in an interstellar war. The sequence of Tuchanka missions felt like something out of Call of Duty.
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Carlos has been my friend for a long time and he is criminally underfollowed. Fix that. Don’t look at the tweet I quoted though. It’s bad. But he’s good. Kinda.
Carlos
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Me: *stabbing someone* The person: what’s that? Me: *borat voice* that’s.. MY KNIFE
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The third one is Cynthia Erivo
Regi Fontana@FontanaRegiOct 21
Please, God, let it be the mystery actor🙏🏻
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Jon 🔬 retweeted
Choom@D00VAHOct 21
The Mass effect community coming together to pay their respects to one of the best series in gaming
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You couldn't write this. 😂 #Clayface
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JUST for the men???
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Wow. They had fallen off in recent years but I was hoping the next Mass Effect might right the ship. Sucks.
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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You're not allowed to go on Rotten Tomatoes and say "I paid to see Clayface and it was shit," but you are allowed to go on Twitter and say "I was invited to see Clayface and it was so good I want to gargle James Gunn's balls in my mouth 20/10". Embargo rules are ancient and silly.
Home of DCU
@homeofdcuOct 20
The Josh Wilding review has been removed from Rotten Tomatoes after breaking the embargo 😭😭
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Kermit the Frog
Oldtimers
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1. Victor Hugo is fucking insufferable. 2. Absolutely nobody (except Bishop Myriel) in Les Miserables is a good person. 3. Palestine isn't real.
Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎@iamjourjeanOct 20
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In Les Misérables Jean Valjean stole one loaf of bread to feed his sister's seven children. Recent Paris looting involved crowds taking cigarettes jewelry luxury goods and consumer items from stores. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Valj… en.wikisource.org/wiki/Les_Mis%C… thelocal.fr/20261018/never…
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Why the hell do any of you follow me lmao
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Don’t even know who the third person is and my retard alert is already going off
KelFuller
@BlushandChaosOct 19
At this point I only trust 3 people. Candace Owens Ian Carroll Baron Coleman
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Tim lookin like a Speedway hot dog
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 19
Tim McGraw was joined by his family as he was formally inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tennessee trib.al/8KizDaD 🔗
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I know I will never get the n-pass, that’s fine. But do I have leave to call my lady friends “bitch”?
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Make a book title edible The Salamirillion
Forest Mommy🌲🗡💪🏹🌲🌲
@ForestMommyOct 21
Make a book title edible The Neverending Sausage
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A lot of people quote tweeting with other books and since I have only read like 2 I see them and say “haha yes those are absolutely good jokes”
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You can’t spell paninis without panis 😎
DH Guns Cannon@CannonLastStandOct 21
Can’t rn. Making paninis 🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹
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Planning? MNIC the insurrection is underway
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 20
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 French Prime Minister says far-left groups are planning an insurrection.
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The N stands for ninja
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