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Jonathan

@Jonocto

Software Engineer - Digital Transformation Consultant - Cloud Developer – Entrepreneur || Sharing my experiences & memes.

 Trinidad and Tobago | London
jonathanagarrat.com/
Joined November 2011
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In 2020, lockdowns crushed in-person cash businesses in Trinidad so I built a free WiPay checkout for shopify and invited @AndelHusbands to design store templates. My original work, the plugin implementation, is now being used for profit by @AndelHusbands (Thread ↓)
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@Umarkaoje_20h
sometimes you gotta just play Headlines by Drake and tell yourself you’re back
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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I guess Chinese models really were the biggest threat…
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I love that Snakey is having his moment
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A. 🐐@lexBeyNov 7
People who don’t believe that multiple things can be true at once are slow. Life isn’t black or white all the time.
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EAS is super simple but I choose fastlane every time mainly cause it's free lol
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Me in a 2hr meeting today
Employee Tears (@EmployeeTears) profile pictureEmployee Tears
@EmployeeTearsNov 4
The strongest people are not in the gym. They are explaining the same thing for the 5th time on Teams.
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Need my brain to understand we can be functionally depressed not lie down in bed whole day depressed
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Seeing a lot of people saying burgundy but I see like a deep blue🤷🏽‍♂️
Natism (@Natism) profile pictureNatism
@NatismOct 31
Neurodivergents what colour is November?
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Is @SendanaGlobal getting a mobile app?
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Them nuh like we and we nuh like them.
Koa.eth (@KoaWeb3) profile pictureKoa.eth
@KoaWeb3Oct 23
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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There is a subtle distinction between someone hoping you fail and someone hoping you don't succeed without them. I learnt not to fck with either of them.
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Being thirty reminds me of being in school. At the start of the semester, everyone wants an A. Eventually, you start to see who’s actually studying.
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Being in your thirties, you start to realise who wanted everyone to pass, who was hoping you’d fail alongside them, and who was too busy studying to care about anyone else’s grades.
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Why don’t I have Claude motion @claudeai ?
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Just when you thought this fopdoodle couldn't get worst. Man out here claiming he has a degree....
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Z@azarie_Oct 20
I actually hate when someone unfollows me on the gram & leaves me as a follower it never gave fan please release me
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Your first MacBook as a software engineer is never just a purchase. The feeling is unmatched.
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On that note how did Gemini not even get a mention. How did Google lose this one? Big up that AI summary when I google search though
Jonathan (@Jonocto) profile pictureJonathan@JonoctoOct 19
My team is ChatGPT - Director of product Claude - Principle Software Architect Grok - Staff Engineer ….and then there’s me - supreme leader of the Super Intelligence.
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