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Joined November 2011
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A GIF to make all you lot happy! Have a blessed rest of the weekend and UTC 💙
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This Enzo transfer is gonna be the end of Maresca. Our midfield is non-existent yet again and he can’t drop him because the money he forced the club the spend. He is absolutely fucking dogshit. A fat Argentinian traffic cone. I am done with him.
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Fucking pathetic performance against these cunts. Unravelling an 8 year stronghold. Palmer needs to check himself and start stepping up when we need him, as well.
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Moving house in a couple of weeks. Sorting out current gaff. Stumbled upon this absolute masterpiece from 16 years ago. Drogbaaaaaa @didierdrogba
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Never did I think I’d see Jordan Henderson playing for Chelsea let alone tapping the badge after scoring a brace. Fairs
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Enzo Maresca- Out of the frying pan into the fire.
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Isak is Lukaku on Mounjaro.
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Nice start to the season 💸
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The twats that run chelsea will overlook him cause of his age. But I’d love him at the chels. Won it all and will add massive prem experience. On a free. No brainer.
OFFICIAL: John Stones will be a free agent this summer. ✅ He's only 31 but has obvious issues keeping fit. WHO do you think he should sign for? 🤔
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I genuinely can’t see any top manager in the world accepting to manage this absolute shit show We’re just gonna continue to chew through inexperienced, trophyless managers cause they’re yes men. The candidates rumoured are underwhelming as fuck.
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Win or draw for the Chels Forest win Man City win West Ham win Would cap off a fantastic week of results. Gooners bottling it and Spurs being relegated would be up there with one of the best seasons I’ve ever witnessed.
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Looks so good
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Such a wet flannel.
Disgusting and abhorrent as his crimes were - in the absence of capital punishment in this country - even the most depraved criminals should be protected from vigilante justice in prison.
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I had a stroke reading this.
🚨🔵 | Confirmed: Liam Rosenior has told Emmanuel Emegha to find a club before he arrives in Chelsea. #CFC His current contract with Strasbourg runs until June 2028. But it will be superseded by a seven-year contract with Chelsea starting in the summer of 2026.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love him
Pedro Neto rage-baiting Spurs fans behind bench. 😂😂😂
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Yesterday I experienced this section of the M25 for the first time. I hope whoever is responsible, boils in piss.
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Eiffel Tower looks good this morning.
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Most pointless transfer in recent history.
🚨 Chelsea’s suspended winger; Mykhailo Mudryk has been handed a 6-month driving ban for repeatedly flouting traffic laws in the UK. #Chelsea [@standardsport]
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Sean Dyche waiting for this Graham Potter sacking
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Life’s bloody hard sometimes, as we all know. But least we’re not Tottenham.
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Looks a DC villain
P Diddy Dawson is back!! 🔴⚪️
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