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Jordan

@JordanDicou

Tech & Auto Enthusiast

 Salt Lake City, UT
Joined April 2010
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Any straight person complaining about the Supreme Court striking down DOMA should be forced to hire a heterosexual wedding planner.
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It's a supremely wonderful day for equality. Prop 8 is over, and so is DOMA. Congratulations everyone. And I mean everyone.
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★ ‘This Is Our Signature’: iOS 7: df4.us/lg3
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I've been really getting into homeopathic medicine, but after drinking my used contact solution for months my vision has barely improved :/
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
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Walt: Tell us about future products. Tim: No Kara: Tell us about future products. Tim: No Walt: Tell us about future products… Tim: No
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It took 27 years to get to 200 million PCs sold a year. It has taken 3 years for tablets to accomplish the same feat.
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You have to hand it to HP: Nobody surpasses their beyond shameless copying of the Macbook's industrial design
Image from Sebastiaan de With (@sdw)
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Willam@willam3 May 2013
Lets all say a prayer for @AmandaBynes before bed. Dear God- please keep Amanda all meth'd up for my enjoyment. Bless. God's Lamb, Willam
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Since Pokemon X and Y is based in France, are we going to be able to run from battles now? *rimshot*
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Twitter is texting 5,000 people and two people replying.
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Instead of saying "in bed" after a fortune cookie, try saying, "but at what cost?" in a spooky voice.
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Just got very emotional about a granola bar. Oh hey lady time, didn't see you there.
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Two weeks of no pope: baby cured of HIV, breath test for cancer, salt water found on moon of Jupiter. Day one with pope: Google Reader dies.
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Feels weird to say happy birthday to someone that has passed. I’ll just say thanks Steve for putting a ding in the universe. You are missed.
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"Hey are you up for lunch in a few?" "Sure, I'm down." English: makes zero sense.
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i found out there's a place in vietnam called "dang son" and i can't stop laughing
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Tim Cook: "We know iPhone has cannibalized some iPod business, that doesn't worry us. iPad will cannibalize Mac—it doesn't worry us."
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Tonight's finale: The pall of smoke clouds over Australia, as seen from orbit. A rare view of the bushfires' effect.
Image from Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield)
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I'm British. I've lived in the UK all my life. Had no idea you could do this with our coins. Did you?
Image from Shéa Bennett (@Sheamus)
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