@JordanMSPP

BNE, Australia. No longer banned from Collision. Mostly tweets about wrestling, you’ve been warned.

 Brisbane, Australia
Joined May 2012
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I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
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Vince McMahon might have been “evil” but Atleast the guy wouldnt have flew his wrestlers into a warzone. Fuck TKO.
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White Fellas For Kamala 2026@BeigeFrequencyOct 25
I know I've been talking about Stavros Halkias a lot lately, but this is the EXACT move he has been making with his podcast and it is going to be hilarious when it comes back to bite him in the ass in the same way.
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Paul Levesque 2.5 seconds after taking his seat in gorilla during Crown Jewel because “it’s what we do”
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vandul
@_vandulOct 25
We actually do need a serious world war and a draft soon some of you need to go dawg
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 25
Texas H3 fans had a trauma support group meet up today
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Gus Van Sant turning Columbine into an experience akin to Kubrick’s the Shining is why he’s one of the living legends.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 24
ELEPHANT was released 23 years ago today. Gus Van Sant’s austere, long-take drama won both the Palme d’Or and Best Director at Cannes, yet its refusal to explain or sensationalize school violence still divides audiences.
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Wrestling News
@WrestlingNewsCoOct 24
A new US intelligence memo warns that Iran has 'substantially increased efforts to target US personnel,' two weeks before WWE Crown Jewel in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Read more: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/us…
WWE News graphic: New US intelligence warning on Iran adds to Crown Jewel security concerns, over the WWE Crown Jewel Riyadh logo

ALT WWE News graphic: New US intelligence warning on Iran adds to Crown Jewel security concerns, over the WWE Crown Jewel Riyadh logo

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Rory Blank@BoneJailOct 24
The Jackass boys sacrificed greatly for their art and don't deserve this.
Zaid Jilani
@ZaidJilaniOct 23
My problem with Sacha Baron Cohen is he was treated as a Nathan Fielder-level comedic writer when he’s really just Jackass
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Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by A24’s delayed Australian releases
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I’m reconsidering my stance on fascism because I think maybe we ~should put these people in camps
Corey Ganim
@coreyganimOct 22
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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jose@josezenin_Oct 22
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small kobold@divorce34Oct 23
2026 and people are still texting during movies. Completely ridiculous
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Guy in front of me in line anywhere: hey this is the first thing I’ve ever done what do I do
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wiretaup@wiretaupOct 21
All part of the show, man
AFP News Agency
@AFPOct 21
#BREAKING US embassy staff and families ordered to leave Saudi Arabia, with families of embassy staff in the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Qatar and Bahrain also ordered to leave, diplomatic source tells AFP
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Pratik
@PatelESPNOct 20
me when my joke in the group text doesn’t get enough haha reactions
ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻@EPM106Oct 19
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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real caffeine addicts know the first coffee is just a formality
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 19
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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my favorite Nathan for You bit is them having a backup plan for if someone braves the allegator which is that the TV wouldn't have fit back through the tiny door
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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Jon Moxley vs. Mark Davis.
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