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i honestly don’t take this seriously

Colorado, USA
Joined January 2019
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I forget how good cheba hut is
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normalize doing stuff for people because you want to, not because you wanna get something out of it
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Not my chair, not my problem
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Axs you are literally the fucking worst
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looks familiar now that u’ve stepped into my office.. when’s the collab happening?
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Call your mom tonight queen??
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NEW YORK HOLY SHIT U GUYS PULLED UP
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I’m also annoyed bc I had to get the battery in my car changed and I had to pay for it by myself. Like that Is a man job idc I shouldn’t have to do that y’all are fake for making me do that by myself
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morgan wallen had a crash out where he used racial slurs against black people and venues still allow him to perform. kanye west praised nazis, said slavery is a choice and venues allow him to tour. chris brown is always beating women and he's being allowed to perfom...
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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Replying to @JordanMagz
Youre so good with your words! & you’re so right! I love you so much :,)
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im crying when it pans to the crowd oh my god
Zara Larsson performing “Midnight Sun” and bursting into laughter as she watches fans recreate the song’s iconic choreography.
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I used to love being around and attending shows but now I’d rather go on a hike & come home. My social battery for shows & the crowds have become close to none and it makes me a lil sad 😕
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Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.
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turns out your partner can be your best friend and it's awesome
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Julia Wolf has me in a chokehold rn
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Fuck
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PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS. PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS. PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
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FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks. This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.
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“I love you” as in “I’m willing to unlearn old habits, grow alongside you, and build a life that makes room for both of us.”
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