Jordan H (@JordanPosts) profile picture

You're sitting on Twitter & life's passing you by. You keep procrastinating over & over. Maybe i'll follow him next week, maybe next month. NO DO IT RIGHT NOW!

Joined July 2010
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Do not buy @eightsleep @m_franceschetti over the years I have recommend this product to thousands of you but the direction that this company has gone is terrible. Customer for 8 years and now they are just after scamming their customers they don’t care.
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The technology and innovation in this mind blowing 🀯
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iPhone 17 pro max crushed from a drop πŸ™„πŸ™„ instagram.com/reel/DO_soyPj4…
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iPhone 17 pro max crushed from a drop πŸ™„πŸ™„ instagram.com/reel/DO_soyPj4…
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Staying in your bunker is better with free food. RT this for a chance to win a $20 DoorDash Gift Card. #AloneTogether #sweepstakes NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. 18+. Rules: fooji.info/39hMhMA
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Quarantined + need food? Avoid @Shipt at all costs! Not only do they promise to deliver same day - but can’t - they also charge u when u don’t authorize it. Thx fr not delivering on ur promises + taking cash out of my pocket when my family needs it most.
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Just cuz you not goin outside dont mean ya ass gone stop assin.. WASH IT.. EVERYDAY lol
Better be lavandose el culo pinches cochinas I know y’all still going to y’all dick appointment πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @JordanPosts
Well if people don’t keep clean they’re more likely to catch germs that cause actual skin infections to flourish... also you don’t wanna be smelling of B.O
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Real Hot Girl Shit. Yea I'm in my pot, but I'm in his too, that's why every time you see me I got some new roots. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LeBron James wore shoes last night honoring Kobe Bryant, who he passed on the NBA’s all-time scoring list. β€œMamba 4 Life. 8/24 KB” #ripkobebryant
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Day 3 of hellofresh!!! Very good
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the fact that I’ve been to the gym like 3 times and I don’t look like this really annoys me
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