I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt
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Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
This next year is to be focused on learning to be happy and live my life how I want to
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
“I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me.” – Dexter Morgan 🔪💉🩸
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
welp
Breach went #1.
why did this make me so happy i teared up a little? NOT A LOT. a little.
10 years ago i didn’t even really understand what a #1 album meant, but then ever since blurryface i kind of really wanted it again, but never got it.
then i stopped wanting it and just wrote an album for you. for us.
and that’s when you guys showed up bigger than ever. you did this. buying vinyl, or a box set, or going to listening events, or streaming and telling other people. thank you so much.
this is the most proud i’ve ever been to be a part of this band.
if you only knew how many industry people are confused right now.
wait, what? yeah. we did.
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
BREACH
THE NEW ALBUM
OUT NOW BROWN COW
ITS YOURRRRRRRS
-josh
top.lnk.to/breach
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
Hey, empty Twitter! See my dark comedy show tonight at the Punch Line Sacramento!
Jordan Quattlebaum retweeted
Dark and Darker presents: The Lords of Darkness on August 1st at the Punch Line Sacramento! Get your tickets now!
