Chose being a baldy bastard who no one likes
Chose writing only 1 half decent book
Chose saying that a football player should be “macheted into small pieces and sent to different corners of the globe”
Chose Irvine Welsh
🚨 GLASGOW 🏴
10am tomorrow we're releasing 250 production holds of STANDING tickets for our Dec 9th show at OVO Hydro.
🔴Be FAST.
And didn't the legend @IrvineWelsh only go and write a few words for us for a wee poster. 🔥
I respect it man
I heard twitter does magic, so I'm trying to upgrade my ps4 to a ps5 for GTA6 🙏🙏🙏
gofundme.com/f/help-a-brothe…
Joe retweeted
Raskin, Kelsey, Makhanya, & Naderi, Neil & Kim Minsu,
Rangers through & through, putting on a show for you.
This might seem like a batshit crazy shout but what about Brad Spencer in January? Been very very good for the past too year and wouldn’t really cost alot
What a fud ahahahhaha it’s maybe cause mateta didn’t die. Still a horror challenge nonetheless but holy fuck man it’s nothing to do with the race of the goalkeeper he’s just a daft bastard who didn’t need to come out that far
This challenge looks even worse, but we barely heard anything about it because it wasn’t a black goalkeeper who did it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mateta survived a similar 2025 challenge by Millwall GK Liam Roberts (25 stitches, discharged same day). It was widely covered as reckless/life-endangering. Greater attention to Owono stems from the fatal outcome.
bbc.com/sport/football…
apnews.com/article/crysta…
RIP to the player who died. Goalkeeper has obviously not meant to kill him and you’re an absolute mongo if you think otherwise. But what is he doing being that far out
Joe retweeted
💙 @PremSportsTV Cup Semi-Final | 🔐 Final Secured
📺 Full Episode | rng.rs/4syPJwx
Premier Sports | Semi Final | Trailer
3 starting left backs out injured👌
Minute 5-45th was the most dog shit Hearts performance I’ve ever seen…
The injury list for a top club is ludacris
⛑️ Halkett
⛑️ McEntee
⛑️ Mato
⛑️ Findlay
⛑️ Ageu
⛑️ Miller
⛑️ Magnusson
⛑️ Spittal
⛑️ Renaud
⛑️ Borchgrevink
⛑️ Milne
11 starters you’ve got there
Whether it’s the training, nutrition or sports science, the injuries aren’t just happenstance.
Worst thing is, that dog shit Hearts team is still better than that dross
Some Hearts fans clapping at the end as well…
Vracken going down in history as the first Hearts manager to get beat by Hibs at Hampden
Can I just say btw. Get it up every single hearts fan who firmly believed that they are a better side than last year. One good season doesn’t equal another one
He’s definitely going to cut his dad off at some point
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal’s father, Mounir Nasraoui, has delivered a STRONG message about his son, insisting that people have been getting his name WRONG! 😳🇪🇸
🗣️ “Listen, I’m going to tell you something, and I want EVERYONE to know this.
“His name is LAMINE YAMAL. But Yamal is NOT his surname, ladies and gentlemen.
“His surname is NASRAOUI EBANA. I want everyone to understand that, so don’t confuse the two.
“Lamine Yamal is his NAME. That’s why his father tells him: ‘Lamine Yamal, through the good times and the bad, my boy. That’s how it is.’
“And remember one thing: YOU WILL NEVER BE AT THE TOP AS LONG AS LAMINE YAMAL IS ON THE PITCH.” 😤🔥
Can’t wait for the inevitable post by an account called yesindysnp2 or something to say that the journalist should be lynched and exiled to Somalia
🌕✨ The countries voting Harry Kane as #1 at Ballon d’Or.
South Africa 🇿🇦
England 🏴
Angola 🇦🇴
Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
Australia 🇦🇺
Austria 🇦🇹
Belgium 🇧🇪
Bolivia 🇧🇴
Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦
Canada 🇨🇦
Chile 🇨🇱
Colombia 🇨🇴
Costa Rica 🇨🇷
Denmark 🇩🇰
Scotland 🏴
Ireland 🇮🇪
Haiti 🇭🇹
Hungary 🇭🇺
Iran 🇮🇷
Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
Israel 🇮🇱
Jamaica 🇯🇲
Japan 🇯🇵
Kosovo 🇽🇰
Luxembourg 🇱🇺
Montenegro 🇲🇪
Norway 🇳🇴
New Zealand 🇳🇿
Oman 🇴🇲
Uganda 🇺🇬
Uzbekistan 🇺🇿
Poland 🇵🇱
Russia 🇷🇺
El Salvador 🇸🇻
Senegal 🇸🇳
Slovakia 🇸🇰
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Sweden 🇸🇪
Uruguay 🇺🇾
Venezuela 🇻🇪
“Is it strategy or execution?”
“None I care about Celtics performance on the pitch and the youeffa table”
So execution you dumbfuck😂
Bojdan neillovski
The second part of @bobtap29's coverage from the training centre yesterday.
Dan Neil was in attendance ahead of the Premier Sports Semi Final against Aberdeen.
Pre-Match Context
*Rangers two results away from winning the first Cup, focus fully on Saturday’s semi-final vs. Aberdeen
*Venue is Hampden: Dan Neil hasn’t played there before, looking forward to the occasion. Heard is a big pitch
*Aberdeen in poor form but flagged as dangerous regardless: “any team can be dangerous on the day”
Hearts Performance Review
*First half not good enough: lacked control, didn’t win enough duels, happy to go in 1-0 up.
*Psychological shift after going 2-1 down: started playing through the thirds better
*Need to replicate that composure from the first whistle, not after losing a winning position
*Duels flagged as a basic that wasn’t met in the first half or opening 15 minutes of the second
*Over recent weeks (including Aberdeen away) duel-winning had been a real strength
*Last night’s scoreline reflected the drop-off but something that’s been discussed as a squad
Midfield Role and Partnership with Nico
*Role varies by shape: Sometimes plays closer to strikers further forward or as a flat two in midfield
*Enjoying getting back to a box-to-box style after years as a more defensive six
*Partnership with Nico still early but going well
Good relationship on and off the pitch
Plenty still to learn about each other’s games
Leadership and Personal Journey
*Vice-captain role came early in his time at Rangers, different from Sunderland where he knew everyone and had been there for a long time
*Treating it as extra motivation to help those around him, not just himself
*Learning different leadership styles from teammates
*Tough start to the season, personal turning point was two goals against Celtic
*His Dundee mistake a low point but isn’t the first time he has made a mistake, and won’t be the last. Doesn’t stop him from playing his way.
*Framed as part of the ride: “the wins are up there, and the losses are down there”
*Would be a “massive honour” to lead the team out at Hampden in a final, but need to ensure we do our job against Aberdeen first
Saturday’s Semi-Final Mindset
*Cup form resets league form: a one-off occasion where both sides have equal motivation
*Need to ensure we approach the game in the right manner
*Winning silverware early in the season could be a springboard for the squad
*Most players in the squad don’t yet have medals; getting over that line matters
*Squad togetherness and collective accountability flagged as key going into the game























