Mr. Drinks On Me · Jun 7, 2023 · 12:48 PM UTC

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Jose Guns Alves retweeted

Mr. Drinks On Me@Mr_DrinksOnMe7 Jun 2023

Guy: When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me. Receptionist: Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn't work that way.

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Jose Guns Alves · Feb 23, 2023 · 2:26 AM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor23 Feb 2023

How many people out there don’t respect the tv shows you’re significant partner chooses to watch?

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Jose Guns Alves · Jan 3, 2023 · 2:31 AM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor3 Jan 2023

🙏🏾 for Damar Hamlin.

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Jose Guns Alves · Dec 16, 2022 · 6:03 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor16 Dec 2022

I know I should and I would if I could; but, I can’t so I won’t. And because I never did I just don’t.

Jose Guns Alves · Dec 14, 2022 · 11:31 AM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor14 Dec 2022

Some people just can’t see where they’re going in life because they’re looking back at their own ass taking selfies.

Jose Guns Alves · Dec 14, 2022 · 11:27 AM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor14 Dec 2022

It’s cool to love yourself, not so cool to be in love with yourself.

Jose Guns Alves · Dec 11, 2022 · 12:48 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor11 Dec 2022

Some can’t see the forest for the trees…or the miles of highway, or skyscrapers, or IKEA, or because they have pretty bad eyesight.

Jose Guns Alves · Dec 1, 2022 · 3:48 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor1 Dec 2022

Ignore a narcissist, save a mirror.

Jose Guns Alves · Dec 1, 2022 · 2:08 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor1 Dec 2022

How many excuses does it take to make you feel better for not doing the things you should?

Jose Guns Alves · Nov 30, 2022 · 4:34 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor30 Nov 2022

Real vegans won’t swallow. Facts.

Jose Guns Alves · Nov 30, 2022 · 4:53 AM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor30 Nov 2022

Think twice before you second guess yourself.

Jose Guns Alves · Sep 14, 2022 · 6:03 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor14 Sep 2022

Eco Not Ego

Kristina #WeSavedDaredevil · Dec 30, 2021 · 5:28 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves retweeted

Kristina #WeSavedDaredevil@Kristina410930 Dec 2021

From the #SaveDaredevil website: "Our primary goal remains to see Daredevil return as a mature solo series with its original cast." #CharlieCox is our one and only Matt Murdock. But the rest of the cast and crew needs to return as well. 429,973+ savedaredevil.com/petition

Kristina #WeSavedDaredevil · Nov 2, 2021 · 5:46 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves retweeted

Kristina #WeSavedDaredevil@Kristina41092 Nov 2021

"They don't talk much. Let's just say what they did to get in here was ghastly." #SaveDaredevil #NotGivingUp

Melanie Molina, MD MAS · Apr 22, 2021 · 6:50 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves retweeted

Melanie Molina, MD MAS@MelMolinaMD22 Apr 2021

2nd set of sim sessions @BWH_STRATUS on reducing racial bias when de-escalating agitated pts w/ @EMRES_MGHBWH residents, RNs, ESAs, APPs was a success! Special thanks to our standardized pts @Josetheactor & @SirJayEvs @fzd @JossAntoinette @anitachary @MelMolinaMD @BrighamWomens

Jose Guns Alves · Nov 8, 2020 · 9:15 PM UTC

Jose Guns Alves@Josetheactor8 Nov 2020

🤣🤣🤣

Surreal Abraham Lincoln@SurrealALincoln8 Nov 2020

Replying to @JoyceWhiteVance @ZackBornstein

@joycewhitevance M. I want go Florida! D: We can’t go yet, still fighting the election M: I go then D: Check the prenup M: Eat my ankle, Loser Man D: Look, I can swap you for either double any time I want M: Barron no is your son D: Who?