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Joshua Alan ™️

@JoshAlan83

I like my women how I like my coffee... Nowhere near my penis.

 Dallas, TX
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Joined June 2011
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RIP to an absolute legend.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 25
Today is Dolly Parton Day.
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If you saw me making out with my bestie at Sunday Funday… no you didn’t. 😉
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It was a little extra difficult this morning to tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen.
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An icon. A legend. A trailblazer. Rest in peace, Queen. 👑
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@PopCraveAug 25
Dolly Parton has passed away at 80.
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@OocTobeyMAug 2
Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee
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See you Monday…
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You ever been minding your own business on the couch, scrolling your phone, and then “someone” (@superboy8500) comes over and puts his dick on your screen? No? Just me then? Cool.
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When you don’t like tomatoes, but your bestie down the hall does… @superboy8500
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This is 43.
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Not a bad way to spend a Tuesday.
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@itsdeaannMay 9
Isn’t it strange how “pro-life” policy always seems to kill?
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@GOP__LsMay 8
🚨 Pregnancy related deaths in Texas have jumped 56% since abortion was banned.
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Well, this didn’t age well for us. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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RIP to my mattress. 🕊️ We had some good times, but now I’m ready to sleep with your replacement tonight. 🛌
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@acnewsiticsMar 21
Change Robert Mueller's name to Charlie Kirk and watch MAGA supporters try to get you fired and send death threats.
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PCD tickets secured. 🎟️
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Follow me for more financial advice. 💰
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matt bernstein@mattxivMar 16
you do not hate billionaires enough.
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@DiscussingFilmMar 16
David Zaslav will receive $887M as compensation for the Paramount/Warner Bros merger. Meanwhile, thousands of people are expected to lose their jobs in layoffs after the merger closes. (Source: Deadline)
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