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@JoshEnglemanOct 20

The offseason is over. Opening night is finally here 🏀 If you’re building lineups or betting props this season, take 10% off any Stokastic DFS or Props package with code NBASTRATEGY Link below 👇

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James Melville 🚜

@JamesMelville31 Oct 2025

The most bat-shit Halloween 🎃 performance you will ever see. Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson sing the monster mash - dressed as James Brown and Count Dracula.

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We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇

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@JoshEngleman17h

That's a HUGE swing

Who scores the first points in Knicks-Sixers tonight? We ran this game 10,000 times. Embiid's the favorite before the tip, but watch what happens to Brunson once the Knicks get the ball back.

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@JoshEngleman17h

Not sure I agree with Knicks/Sixers

We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇

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@JoshEngleman16h

wawa would never

PBRenjoyer@PBRenjoyer2420h

Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes

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@JoshEngleman17h

Not sure I agree with Knicks/Sixers

We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇

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@EricLindquist19h

All 10 games in 10 minutes? What a time to be alive.

We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇

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RUN. IT. BACK.

🎯 Ask The Sims: NBA Longshots 10/30 🎯 Wednesday? Smashed. ✅ Four cashes. 🤑 +8.4 units. 📈 10 more for Friday. 💰 60 seconds. ⏱️ Let's go to work. 💼

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@JoshEngleman17h

That's a HUGE swing

Who scores the first points in Knicks-Sixers tonight? We ran this game 10,000 times. Embiid's the favorite before the tip, but watch what happens to Brunson once the Knicks get the ball back.

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@JoshEngleman19h

True sickos looking at Aaron Rodgers rushing props

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Wednesday: 4 of the Sims' 12 plus-money plays cashed. At a unit on each, that's +8.4 units. ✅ More longshots for Friday, anyone? 🎯

@StokasticOct 28

12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.

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Tonight's NBA Cup injury report decides who's gonna eat. A few big scorers are game-time decisions, so we simmed every game both ways -- with them in and out. Here's who takes the shots if they sit 👇

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@JoshEnglemanOct 30

Like I said…

@JoshEnglemanOct 29

Best option isn't in the top 5 👇

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@StokasticOct 29

"Packers by double digits tonight" "Bryce is running one in himself" "Jacobs scores. Lock it in 🔒" The group chat was arguing all morning about Packers Panthers. We Asked the Sims to settle it 🧵

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@JoshEnglemanOct 29

Sabonis for all the monies

@StokasticOct 29

NBA DFS Cheat Sheets for DK & FD (10/29) Chalk = Highest Ownership Top Plays = Most Exposure in the Sims' Top-150 Lineups Leverage = Top-150 Exposure Minus Ownership

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@JoshEnglemanOct 29

Rather watch this than the real Kings/Pels game

@StokasticOct 29

We Asked the Sims about tonight's entire NBA slate: Cavs-Hawks, Kings-Pelicans and Grizzlies-Blazers. Every answer comes with a fair price you can hold up against your book. Here's where they landed, with a few surprises in the early numbers 👀 🧵

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@JoshEnglemanOct 29

Nobody better ⤵️

Eric MacPherson

🏈Get ready for #ThursdayNightFootball with @NFL #DFS analysis from Your Ol' Pal, presented by @Tails_Picks @Stokastic 🔮Team by Position Breakdown 📊FULL Player Pool Rankings 🧀 @Packers at @Panthers 🐈‍⬛ 🤑👇G-R-A-T-I-S👇🤑 stokastic.com/articles/nfl-d…

Panthers vs Packers Showdown DFS: EMac's Week 8 TNF Top-10

Panthers vs Packers Showdown DFS: EMac's Week 8 TNF Top-10

Panthers vs Packers showdown DFS picks for Week 8 TNF: both offenses broken down, a Top-10 for DraftKings and FanDuel, secondary targets and lottery tickets.

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@StokasticOct 29

We Asked the Sims the most important Thursday Night Football questions for Panthers-Packers. Every answer comes with a fair price you can hold up against your book. Here's where they landed, with a few surprises in the early numbers 👀 🧵

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@StokasticOct 29

Replying to @JoshEngleman

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@StokasticOct 29

Reply with how you think Panthers-Packers plays out tonight! We'll tell you the SGP that cashes most often when your script happens in 100,000 simulations.

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