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Happy husband to Emily and proud father of three girls and one boy, Civil Engineer

Orange County, CA
Joined March 2007
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“Nice place!” President @realDonaldTrump tours Zhongnanhai 🇺🇸🇨🇳
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.@LACo_FD battling large fire at recycling yard at Marquardt Ave/Rosecrans Ave in #SantaFeSprings
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NO, I DON'T WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN
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Hurry up and get to sleep. It will be Masters Week when you wake up. #PGATOUR
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SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!!!
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The bogus science behind Paltrow and Martin's 'conscious uncoupling' latimes.com/local/abcarian/l…
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I'm three or four pages into 11 different moleskins.
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My maint crew is giving me grief about creating an entire stage of ice. I'm preaching on "Let It Go...And Let God."
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Study: Humans Display Highest Cognitive Abilities When Trying To Retrieve Object Between Car Seats theonion.com/articles/study-… #oniontranspo
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Has the statement "just look in my purse" ever ended w/ the reply "found it"?
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Cunningham's Law:
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The ratio of yoga pants to yoga class is like 50:1
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Leftover Pie Day. Eat the remainder.
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This is hilarious: millennialmadlibs.com/
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This is the opposite of what I expected: "Bacteria were least likely to stick to food when it was dropped on carpet." womenshealthmag.com/nutritio…
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One reason why Caltrans uses rover/crawlers to inspect culverts. Why hello kitty. #CaltransD2 #MountainLion
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Replying to @ericgarcetti
@ericgarcetti Engineers are superheroes & we need more girls in STEM fields! Our video for #eweek2014 #girlday: vimeo.com/86537339
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While I still maintain that there is no such thing as a "bad job," I will concede that some are better than others. on.fb.me/1et6CPb
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Loved this Brian Williams rap. sploid.gizmodo.com/news-anch…
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Our daughter already loves "Frozen," but she has been playing this version of "Let it Go" all day! Girl can belt it! youtube.com/watch?v=DAJYk1jO…