Air Force Veteran✈️ turned Sailor⛵turned tech bro 👨💻 in Annapolis, Maryland 🦀
Annapolis, MD
Joined July 2010
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This is two years of selfcaremaxxing
Over 90lbs lost and gained a lil bit of muscle :) Eat real food and go to the gym.
I started with a new trainer at the gym today.
He asked my goals… my answer: “I’m here for the people of Instagram, not my health”
Every night Swiper sits in an Amazon box that's way too small for her and stares at me like it's my fault.
She has a whole house, a cat tree, and a sibling named Dora to boss around, and she still picks the cardboard every single time. So I'm launching a sponsorship.
For just $20 a month you can help Swiper upgrade to the big boxes she thinks she deserves.
Your support goes straight to Prime orders I don't need, just so she gets the box. Please. She's been through enough.
Swiper has had it. 😿📦
I think I know what this is saying….
Maryland really does have some of the best personalized plates. Everyday I see a new funny one.
I felt like my coworkers made me eat too much at lunch….
So I signed up for Hyrox Amsterdam in January
#1 accomplishment is helping a state senator get away with a drunk hit and run!
Congrats mayor @JaredLittmann!!! Maryland deserves better than this mess.
Guest commentary: Annapolis Mayor Jared Littmann writes about what the city has accomplished this summer and its priorities moving forward. bit.ly/4i6TdS2
The Maryland Democratic Party has lost its way, and that's ME saying it.
Y'all run every single part of this state. The governor's office, the legislature, almost every county. And somehow every problem is still Washington's fault? Dude. You own the whole house and you're blaming the neighbors for the leaky roof.
And you just admitted in this very post the amendment could have been written more simply. This is literally deciding who represents Marylanders in Congress and you need a law degree to understand it… you admit it should have been written better, so… So why WASN'T it? You had the pen.
"Trust us, just this once" is what every politician, especially in Maryland, says right before the next once.
Stop gaslighting Marylanders about who's in charge. You are. Fix the potholes, fix the MVA, fix what people pay just to live here, and write things in plain English. Until then, spare us the speeches and grandstanding.
Maryland deserves better.
And if anyone outside needs the context… here’s the amendment in question that redraws Maryland congressional maps.
Understand it? Neither do I
If you are a new follower, before I was back in government I worked in the yacht charter business. I would rent these things and resell by the cabin and throw events throughout the week for guests. Covid caused me to lose my business with the lockdowns. :(
I miss it. Btw totally didn’t pose for this photo. :)
