How am I so successful with women? The foot in the door technique. Instead of asking for a girls phone number—ask for just the first 2 digits. Have fun getting laid tonight.

I donated a very large, anonymous, amount of money to this: gofund.me/f327020ce

I once trolled a course in grad school by giving my essay a crazy title, including emojis. I got an A-.

broccoli has been around for what, 30, 40 years? and people are still overcooking it?

chords from My Favourite Things I'm overwhelmed

I walked 6.5km to work this morning.

I don't know much about this new Russian plague, but I do know who started the boobonic plague: actor Sydney Sweeney.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. Judge it by it's epigraph.

Subway Takes spin-off where instead of being on the subway they are walking a labyrinth and instead of talking about dumb bullshit they are silently meditating

working on a joke about a sexually frustrated Nostradamus having crystal, not blue, balls

the gigachad has failed more times than the incel has even tried

Hey @PizzaPizzaLtd, my friend is having a pizza birthday brunch and I wonder if you guys could sponsor it? p.s. have you considered rebranding as Pizza Train and serving your pizza in a long narrow train shaped pizza box that has wheels on it? Choo choo! Thanks!

Toronto dating question: on what date number is it no longer creepy to invite a woman into a ravine?

Most totebags make me feel feminine, but this tote makes me feel like a gigachad

the "just 1 more book" fallacy: the idea that you need to just read that next book and then everything will be fine

why did no one tell me that there are bicycle helmets that actually look cool

Toronto ravines

"wanna head to my place for a drink?" the drink:

mood