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This ain’t for you…

Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
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Hey Smooth
#1 ranked 4th grader in the country WENT OFF for 40 points 😳 Class of 2035 Kobe Morgan is a problem!
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Been the best song on the album before it even dropped lol. This shit motivational
this rap shit comes too easy for him
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Nike SB Air Force 1 SE City Pack “instant” GR release. This and the Light Orewood pair are the only ones to have a white midsole as of now. Love the BLUE on these makes em pop for sure. Lmk what yall think ? #nikesb #airforce1 #instant
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What’s your favorite flower?
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Let me get these stats out the way RQ.. USC Freshmen brothers made there season debut last night vs Milwaukee.. 6’11 Adonis Ratliff.. 25 PTS (7-10 FG, 5-7 3PT, 6-8 FTs) 6 REBS 3 AST 2 STLS 2 BLKS 7’0 Darius Ratliff 14 PTS ( 5-10 FG, 1-1 3PT, 3-4 FTs) 5 BLKS 2 STLS.. Now Last night I had a moment I was bored watching some of these draft prospects… These 2 dude brought me back to LIFE… They are top 2 picks so far in this draft.. we FOUND them yall.. these MFs are special…
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🚨NFL + NBA TALK -The NBA Szn thus far. -Rookies and New Look Teams + Way Too Early MVP and ROTY discussions. -Who is the best team in the NFC? -Broncos too good for Bo Nix to fuck it up? nitter.gq/i/spaces/1qVAQKooZgddW…

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Replying to @xBitcoin_Teej
Like an acme cartoon 😭
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We see the Halloween fit lil bro 😭
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This throw from Austin Simmons is INSANE
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Lmao it’s no way yall hyping this
Check how Lendeborg spins the post entry pass to bend around his defender 🤯
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Oh nah KD just sent Daniel Gafford to the Shadow Realm
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somebody selling $25 sandwiches that come with outfits for thanksgiving or some shit like that
what is going on on the timeline lmao
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I love halloween.
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The site is cooooking 🤫🥶🔋
Today Wasn’t Aday To Be A Coward So I Had To Be A Hero To Bet The Odds BANGGGG 💪🏾💰💯
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Dillon Brooks with the putback How?! 🤣🤯 (h/t @CGBBURNER)
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