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Joined May 2019
Some absolute gems in here 👨🏻‍⚖️ the-saleroom.com/en-gb/aucti…
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Chilly but stunning.
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Truly a masterclass in manifesting here. Don't let half a mil in liquidated business debt keep you in a tent when you can simply choose the Maldives instead.
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gonna have to break it to the kids the trip to see Russell Brands pubes is off.
A curiosities museum in London has removed their display of Russell Brand’s pubic hair after he was convicted of rape and sexual assault: “I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again” (variety.com/2026/global/news…)
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I know Spurs fans love him, but that was 10 years ago now and I don’t think see a single thing he’s ever done that suggests he’s the man to turn it around. Glazers taking the recommendation of a Yank billionaire who’s funding the USA team & gonna pay $10 million to find out.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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As Daniel Storey said, United the only club in the world capable of waiting until the international break to fire their manager and then trying to hire as a replacement one of the few managers who’s actually busy during the international break 😂
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Where’s Matt Lucas in all of this?
A joint three-year investigation by ITV News and the Guardian reveals allegations David Walliams preyed on teenage girls as young as 15 Walliams denies all allegations including criminal activity Read and watch the full investigation here: itv.com/news/2026-11-10/davi…
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“2000s lad culture” was not in fact wearing high heeled boots, skinny jeans, jewellery, eyeliner, and hairspray while trying to start a global love revolution based off having skim read Noam Chomsky. Brand was of course specifically supported as an alternative vision of manliness to lad culture by the Sensibles of the day.
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FPL open on the iPad good process lads
Those 2 guys in the var room 💀 if they looked any more relaxed they’d be asleep
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It is not the FPL app. The screen shows the official Premier League Match Manager app for match information such as line-ups. inews.co.uk/sport/football… football.london/arsenal-fc/new… x.com/FPLJoeYT/statu…
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Love Sliabh Liag. ❤️❤️ about a 20 mins drive from Killybegs. The drive there one of the most scenic and beautiful routes in the world.
Above a settled sea, the morning light spreads across the Sliabh Liag cliffs. County Donegal, Ireland. Cormacscoast.com walking tours
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I wonder if something minor amiss given how badly she went right under pressure but I really like the second, The Flaggy Shore, likeable mare.
A filly to follow! Royal Response impresses on her first start under rules, forging clear to beat a good field in the manner of a real talent... @NewburyRacing | @sevenbarrows | @NdeBoinville
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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
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David Seaman | Welcome To Stephen Hendry's Cue Tips | Chuckling • Chortling • Giggling • Guffawing | 2026 | HQ
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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When you ask a scouser what price wendigo went in running
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Carrick just cannot catch a break. First good bit of football, should have been a goal and instead Baleba does a hamstring & will be out for months now. Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
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Trump: I could have won the Vietnam War in a week. They kept bombing forests for years instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City.
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Ho Chi Minh City was called Saigon during the Vietnam War and was the capital of US-allied South Vietnam; North Vietnam's capital was Hanoi. britannica.com/place/Ho-Chi-M… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_S… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ho_Chi_Mi…
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365 have them 14/1, Opta have them 16/5, I know whose model I’d rather trust.
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Brian Gleeson, Colm Meaney, Alex Murphy, and Aidan Gillen will star in PADDY POWER, a new film charting the rise of the Irish gambling giant. Matt Lipsey (‘Ted Lasso’) is directing. (Source: @Variety)
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