@JustElliot2

At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”

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Joined October 2020
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Billy Binion
@billybinion44m
It's extremely weird that a member of Congress often hosts a political show on a news network. "But it's OAN!" OK, it's still not normal. People on the right would have an aneurysm (understandably) if AOC had a show on MSNOW. It's quite literally propaganda.
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Craving
@calluptome58m
We call it twitter, you call it X, my shrink calls it disassociating, whatever.
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Replying to @ScottJenningsKY
Republicans are backing a socialist candidate in Ohio to siphon votes from Sherrod Brown. Why isn’t the Trump Justice Department going after them? Apparently, election interference is only a problem when the other party does it.
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JustElliot retweeted
mabber
@mabber23Oct 27
"Sir, they're not Italian. They're Jewish."
not “Doctor” Thaddeus Rivers 🇯🇪🇹🇹@FreezePhoneOct 27
The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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Ever since I’ve accepted that my retirement date is in fact “death” my enthusiasm for early retirement has dampened considerably.
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You didn’t grow up in DC, Clay. That’s where you went to college.
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis16h
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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To put this in context, this would be like the Sacramento State Hornets beating every team in the SEC.
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports21h
Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town in the EFL Cup. Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 BILLION Fleetwood Town’s roster: $3 million Fleetwood is currently 18th in the 4th level of English soccer. Possibly the biggest upset in English soccer history.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Why they'd call it Viagra when they could have called it "Peenicillin".
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JustElliot retweeted
JeffSC
@liberalismONCMD22h
I swear it feels like these last two years have been nothing but a really stupid reality TV show geared towards the dumbest mother fuckers on earth.
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JustElliot retweeted
Long Monkeypox@podiatristdon21h
How you get a green card when you are a European model:
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Damin Toell
@damintoell20h
Post deleted so ICYMI
Damin Toell
@damintoellOct 26
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EVERYONE uses and embraces “identity politics”. They just don’t like it when people they disagree with do the same thing.
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog22h
Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.” Trump’s dementia:
FactPost
@factpostnews23h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Him and his friends bought the .si domains a few months ago. Now they’re trying to cash in. Hope this helps.
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogOct 27
I have no idea why renaming AI is so bizarrely important to Trump. Nobody cares about the name he chose. Nobody is using it or will use it. And it’s not even technically accurate because “super intelligence” already had an agreed upon, widely adopted definition. This is the weirdest political hill to die on. It gains you nothing. Not a single ordinary American in the country, anywhere, cares deeply about making sure people say “SI” instead of “AI.” We are days away from a major election and this bullshit is the focus? Just baffling.
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He’s in his 80s, so it’s not unusual.
New York Post
@nypostOct 27
Tom Jones struck with illness, cancels LA show at The Greek trib.al/25J9vXA
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meghan
@shehasfrecklesOct 27
can we invent a slur for people that put up white christmas trees?
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It was way more entertaining last year. You had a good guy and a bad guy. This year you have two guys no one gives a fuck about.
SportsGully
@thesportsgullyOct 27
Was the 2025 World Series more entertaining? 🤔⚾
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“Stacey’s mom has got it going on.” Bro, she’s in her late seventies you sick fuck.
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Clay was born in 1979 and the first one opened in his hometown of Nashville in 2005 so if he had it growing up it’d be on a vacation to California. A special occasion indeed. Anyway, I had Cheesecake Factory tonight. It’s great.
Clay Travis
@ClayTravisOct 26
Obama mocking Cheesecake Factory tells you everything about how out of touch political elites are. Growing up, eating there was a special occasion for my family, just as it is for millions of Americans today. Obama is telling on himself here.
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